Dave.

Love my family, love Southampton Football Club 😇 and love life. Proud to be a Scummer. Rum connoisseur in training.

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@spoonerstreet__ @JimmyEnglish83 @DaleVince @JeremyClarkson Thats why he was hanging around Jeremy's farm, he was horny.

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@mattjouk @wosoprincess You seem a bit fragile if blokes in a pub cheering their national team is a bit much for you.

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@mattjouk @wosoprincess Watch the games at home then you wet wipe.

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@mediabuyerlond @diegomayra Now your boss knows you're a spineless pussy. 🤣

[Dave. @DurleyDave]

@OriolRomeu @SouthamptonFC Good luck in your next chapter.
OAS,AAS.

[Dave. @DurleyDave]

@AntiWokeMemes Pub.

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@PearlKamina @PerfideAlbion Or Casts No Shadow, as it were.

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@AP_AVFC @JohnPaula67 @MrBrum43 He's run out of Buckfast.

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@MrBrum43 Watched up to the 1st advert break last night, looks like the defenders won their starting spot in a raffle.

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@HBrubanter @DavidPGCSE Toobs.

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@ira_herve @TusiJC Cyclist is probably doped off their tits anyway, so no need for this.

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@PolitlcsUK Can we throw the 2 blokes who killed their adopted baby in with the crocs?

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@curtiswoodhous8 Put the crack pipe down, son.

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@appiecule Let's be honest, Ronaldo has only ever been interested in Ronaldo.

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@prodnose Defensively fragile, but good going forward.

[RS Archer @archer_rs]

Passed away yesterday at 100 years old. Answered the call from Britain to fight and travelled from Jamaica to join the RAF in WW2. Gilbert Clarke.

[Dave. @DurleyDave]

An expert fisherman.

[R @R_MFC_1885]

I was so against the World Cup being extended to 48 teams but then you see Curacao score against Germany and then Cape Verde and Scotland both picking up points in the group stages and you half change your mind on it

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@bushontheradio House. Fantastic.

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@andrewmwnk @BBCMOTD All journalists are wankers, that's why.

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@HelenWebberley Oh do fuck off, you ghoul.