Dustin Loomis

You can't solve all your problems with just potatoes. But you can do it with poop jokes.

[Dustin Loomis @DustinLoomis]

@dominicburgess

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

What’s the name of that feeling when you feel completely fine but also if you drop a piece of candy you were just about to eat that’s enough to make you ugly cry about all the bad shit from the last four years…. But like all at once?

[Dustin Loomis @DustinLoomis]

@BindzBrain abab select start

[Dustin Loomis @DustinLoomis]

@dominicburgess Congrats!!

[Dustin Loomis @DustinLoomis]

@Nick_DeWolf

[Dustin Loomis @DustinLoomis]

@Nick_DeWolf You can ai anything

[Dustin Loomis @DustinLoomis]

@Nick_DeWolf Ha. I wish my beard would get that cool. It’s one of those AI

[Dustin Loomis @DustinLoomis]

@TheMattAcevedo

[Olivia R Williams @Olivia_R_Will]

Thinking about how much the US obsession with conventional homeownership is actually about the lack of security & the need to make a return on some investment just to be sure you can survive into old age. Access to health care, living wages, & retirement are all housing policy.

[Dustin Loomis @DustinLoomis]

@JesseKellyDC You spelled capitalism wrong

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@BindzBrain You should start an only thumbs

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@MissFlyByNight Flux capacitar

[Chaos Bride Kyelaag @Monstrous_Fest]

Folks are talking about police a bunch, and that's something I might actually be able to provide context for.

Police are never, and will never be, required to endanger themselves in any way for any reason. This has been litigated thoroughly.

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Los Angeles folks: I believe that we all need to be a LOT more worried about Rick Caruso's candidacy. We're on the verge of allowing a Trumpian, anti-abortion billionaire to buy our city government. And he can do it this June, in the primary, if we don't stop him. Thread:

[Dustin Loomis @DustinLoomis]

@BindzBrain Maddie’s was yesterday

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@BindzBrain Never stop

[Dr. John B. King, Jr. @JohnBKing]

I just became the first U.S. Secretary of Education to call on President Biden to unilaterally cancel student loan debt. Can I count on you to retweet and help me hit 35k followers so we can spread the word?

[Dustin Loomis @DustinLoomis]

@BindzBrain @OLDBAYSeasoning still no

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@DojaCat