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Simmer. Fallouter. Doomer. WatchDogs Legioner. Am I doing the gaming thing right?

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

"I'll call you right back. Some idiot is trying to read my chest."

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

After this, Jon took it as a sign and never watched another porno in his life.

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

Die ou weet tien teen een niks van baklei nie.

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

Ms Banana Board 2027

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

As things are progressing in my life, these guys in repeat.

[Barney Simon @BarneySimon]

And go!

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

@warrenfer1 Honestly? Thursday I fired up GTAV. What made me quit was the FPS (Fucks Per Second) that got tossed about the dialogue.
I get it. They are not nice people. But wow. I just couldn't. Not anymore.
Sorry I got old on ya!

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

Sent this to my wife.
Tough cookies, she said.

[GLITCHED @_GLITCHED_]

Analysts say GTA VI will cause a skyrocket in console sales that you might not even be able to find stock during the festive season https://t.co/ovoXxhVN7Q

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

Sub-Zero.

It is about damn time someone rips the head off Mario.

[toxiquid @toxiquid]

Congratulations! You have been personally chosen by the creator of Smash Bros to add ONE character into the next game.

the only rule is that they have to originate from a video game.

who are YOU choosing?

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

@mammachefjozi Poor Dad of the house. Yesterday yours, today the kid.

And by poor dad I mean that literally. Bless his finances...

Happy Birthday to the young man!

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

If someone breaks into my house? His shrink will have fun listening to how he was confronted by hairy, rotund me with Stumpy McTiny flapping about all over the place as I waved my hands and yelled like a bloody lunatic.
His next break in will probably be into the insane asylum.

[Raven @Ravenismeee]

People who sleep naked… do y’all ever think about emergency situations?

Like, what’s the plan if someone breaks into your house? 🤔

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

@Niscenna YOU ARE OLD!!

Just kidding, of course. Well done. Shoot me if I am wrong but your account is one year away from its rebellious teen years.

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

@simmireen Wait... Are you talking about THE poses master list???

Then allow me to thank you for that greatest of treasures!!

Really. Thanks!

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

@mammachefjozi

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

@mammachefjozi @Cardia_79 Yes. Uhm. It was a culture thing. Nothing to do with a gorgeous Asian woman playing violin in the ocean.

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

@mammachefjozi @Cardia_79 With apologies. I spent a week in Secunda and concluded that is where your dreams go to die.
I did leave with a Vanessa Mae cd though.

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

@RockstarGames I am curious. What is the FPS rate we are looking at for GTA VI?
And by that I mean "Fuxks Per Second" in the dialogue.

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

@Cardia_79 From Vereeniging myself!

Ex Valies of the World Unite!!

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

Low-key evil?
EMBRACE YOUR EVIL!!

Be like Skeletor!!

Wear your "Evil Lord of Destruction" badge with honor!

Go on missions of destruction for funsies!

Call your underlings boobs!!

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

NAG? Is Ramjet still working there?!

[NAG @nagcoza]

A new NAG Magazine is on the way, and she’s looking dangerously good.

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