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Simmer. Fallouter. Doomer. WatchDogs Legioner. Am I doing the gaming thing right?

[Dutch @DutchMatrixZa]

If you stumble onto, well, me here on X/Twitter/whatever.
Remember: I am an adult only in age, and might, from time to time, share adult thoughts.
Some wholesome.
Others not so much.

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@candyxsims I heard good things about it. Thanks for the recommendation.

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First time in years I watched a horror.
Evil Dead Burns.
6/10.
Relies a bit too much on gore for creeps.

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@sweettrait Liara is such a cutie. When he is older, Thomas is going to have his mom embarrass him with some of his baby pics...

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"Hi. Excuse me. Is this the Pik Swart WooHoo Coo in mean cue??"

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@jayplaysims_yt Never had I two girls fighting over me, nevermind challenge each other to a duel with swords.

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"I'm touching the butt. Touching the butt. Bootay! Yarr!"

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Sorry. Broke my no politics rule.

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@Sim_ilie You are on your own...

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@VersterZelda @VFPlus Gayton is soos 'n oupa in a G-string Speedo.
Niemand wil dit beleef nie, maar hy dink dis die beste ding ooit.

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@Christine_Sims4 You are welcome.

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Nou hoe de donner is hy die minister van sport as hy fokkol kan doen? Wat presies doen 'n minister anders as vreet net my fokken belasting geld op?
Ek sweer, daar is 'n spesiale plek in die hel vir politici van die wêreld. Doen absoluut niks en verwag miljoene.
Useless. Fok.

[VRYHEIDSFRONT PLUS @VFPlus]

Minister Gayton McKenzie se pogings om sy hande in onskuld te was oor die voortslepende krisis by Swem Suid-Afrika (SSA) nadat die land se mees bekroonde Olimpiese swemmer, Tatjana Smith, aangekondig het sy gaan voortaan vir Nederland swem, is ’n flou poging om sy verantwoordelikhede te ontduik.

Min. McKenzie het vandag hoofsaaklik aangevoer dit is nie sy skuld dat atlete sukkel nie en dat hy as minister nie kan inmeng in die sake van sportfederasies nie.

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"Where's Buzzsaw?"
"He had to split."

-Uttered after Arnie sawed a guy in half with his own chainsaw from the gonads up.

[its Shelley, not Shirley. Sorry 🤷‍♀️ @ShellsPemBroke]

Day 11: The Running Man (1987).

I actually had no idea this was Stephen King. But it’s basically The Hunger Games, innit? I fucking love me some 80s cheese. And peak Arnie. Complete JOY watching this 😂😂😂 I’m obsessed with the “super-advanced” digital interfaces.

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You know? I get that he is not as popular now but give it to the man. Cyborg was a pretty damn great movie.

[Jean-Claude Van Damme @JCVD]

Tell me something, my friends…

What’s that one movie you could watch a hundred times and never get bored of?

And which scene gets you every single time?

And please… don’t all say Bloodsport just to make me happy. 😂

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"I had dreams, once. I wanted to inherit Playboy magazine. In fact, I think you would have made a swell Miss May."

Pik talking about dreams and photo subjects

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"Pik, how do you feel about intimacy on TV?"
"My TV is wall mounted. Won't work. Sorry."

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Cassandra Goth losing a chess match against herself

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Bjorn Bjergsen. Either the biggest sucker on this planet or the most forgiving.
Not only did Pik make his wife pregnant, Pik's also not contributing one single Simoleon to the kid. Ooohhh... Maybe Clara told Bjorn that Jayson was his?

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"Get me a knife! I want to disembowel this guy!"

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For the world of backstreet Heart Racing, Phil McStudt was a nightmare...