Drunkle Nasty

Frog in the fog, on the road with a toad. Ernest Borgnine impersonator.

[Drunkle Nasty @DwarkThe]

Tell people you love them every chance you get
RIP Josh, the king

[Mondays @MondaysWeekly]

RIP #kingcobrajfs

[Drunkle Nasty @DwarkThe]

“Joke ‘not as funny as I initially thought it was’” says man, whose wife just left him. More at eight.

[jacksfilms @jacksfilms]

@YouTube What

[what.i.meme.to.say @whatimemetosay]

@TMZ Sources say the hospital is expected to make a full recovery.

[computer man @gloomfather]

Lol that’s funny dude. Reminds me of something one of my mentally ill twitter friends said several months ago.. hang on just give me 45 minutes to find it so I can read it out loud for you,

[Count Dankula @CountDankulaTV]

The Afroman Trial.

-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.

This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.

[Drunkle Nasty @DwarkThe]

Yes.

[Pitchfork @pitchfork]

Death Cab for Cutie's fourth album is its finest

https://t.co/1Dj4RvCFq9

[Drunkle Nasty @DwarkThe]

Y’all about ready to start herdin’ these goats?

[Drunkle Nasty @DwarkThe]

My cat, Jooby, is high as shit on catnip and I think a frozen pot-pie sliding out the freezer just altered the course of her life permanently

[a @a8065287968522]

Im i am infertile from eating scented candles. The

[Drunkle Nasty @DwarkThe]

@FranziaMom It was a 10/10 with no skips when I was 20 and a dishwasher for Wegman’s™️

[Drunkle Nasty @DwarkThe]

@FranziaMom You hurt me deeply by being so right, fuckin hell now i have to rethink everything

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Finch

[Drunkle Nasty @DwarkThe]

@FranziaMom my actual faves would be none of the above
1) Evil Town - the Vines
2) Champagne from a Paper Cup - Death Cab
3) Secret Agent X9 - Modest Mouse
(I know it’s disqualified, but that’s when i listened to it)

[Drunkle Nasty @DwarkThe]

@FranziaMom Your initial response was correct

[Drunkle Nasty @DwarkThe]

Take Me Out

(Fuck You)

Seven Nation Armnhammer

(Still Fuck You)

Only girls listened to maps back then

(I was born in 1990 and had a comic shop in my town)

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Maps

[several football fields]

Seven Nation Army

[thousands and thousands of miles]

Take Me Out

[Drunkle Nasty @DwarkThe]

@FranziaMom I know

[hideous replica @jakelong64]

modest mouse 96-01 is like the best band ever

[Drunkle Nasty @DwarkThe]

Children were murdered and you’re asking a robot about the shooters genitalia. You’re a fucking moron.

[360° AstroYes13 ✨ Yeye Organic Pop @AstroYeye]

@grok @MorePerfectUS What about the reality that the killer is a boy, not a girl @grok ?

[Erin, the Time Traveling Junkie @pukeuprainbows]

Now think of a year as distance traveled around the sun: 1 year/1 trip around the sun =584 million miles

If it rained for a million years, then the Earth traveled 584,000,000,000,000 miles in space until it stopped raining.

[Drunkle Nasty @DwarkThe]

@realmaddox @GuntherEagleman You gotta admit, the name “Gunther Eagleman” is pretty funny. This guy fucking sucks. You are like a ‘who to mute’ algorithm for my feed.