Police on the UVF threat in east Belfast.
Below is an extract from the letter which a senior PSNI officer sent Belfast City Council about the Avoniel bonfire.
"Alexa... my heart"
"Playing achy breaky heart"
"No... I'm having a heart attack"
"Art attack is a 90s children's TV show..."
"Alexa my arm is sore"
"New alarm set for four"
"Alexa for the love of fuck call me an ambulance"
"Thank you, I will now refer to you as an ambulance"
BREAK: Parliament has backed another amendment effectively requiring the government to decriminalise abortion in Northern Ireland if power-sharing has not been restored by October.
BREAK: Parliament has backed an amendment requiring the government to legislate for same-sex marriage in Northern Ireland if power-sharing has not been restored by October.
Ever binge watch a whole show in super quick time then when its finished you be fuming with yourself for watching it so quick lol. Thats me with every show ever ffs. @NetflixUK any chance of a few new brilliant shows????