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[Sacha Tavolieri @sachatavolieri]

⚪️👑 EXCL - A Real Madrid representative made contact with Marcelo Brozović’s camp to gauge the Croatian midfielder’s interest & gather information.

🇭🇷 Mourinho like Brozovic, now free agent since he left Al Nassr.

✍️ It would be a one-season deal.

⏳ Wait&See. #mercato #RMA

[Heidi Jules @HotWife23558669]

My marriage

[‏ٰ @memesbyfavour]

At the strip club sighing loudly until the stripper ask what’s wrong

[Rob 🅼 @Im_RobM]

Just remembered Bruno is slow, shit at penalties, susceptible to losing the ball in dangerous areas and his shots are weak as piss. Very funny that Arsenal are going to break the bank for a 28 year old slug #NUFC

[kira 🍉 | nikki freeman’s lawyer @wickshorror]

#INDENAVARRETTE: “don't wish for me, don't make a wish, don't have a crush on me” ♡

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

Arsenal working on deals for Real Madrid duo Benzema & Di Maria. Also pursuing GK & defender, could spend £100m: http://t.co/caYEwDSfhY #afc

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

One thing to do today… search my name on Google 😉

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The most popular baby names of 2025 have been revealed

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🔴⚪️ Bruno Guimarães deal, driven by Mikel Arteta who’s pushing to bring him in.

Deal depends on Newcastle stance but #AFC to bid again + personal terms not an issue at all.

❗️ No intermediaries: agents Bertolucci, Kia Joorabchian and Alexis Malavolta are on it all together.

[Nicolò Schira @NicoSchira]

🚨 Excl. - #BrunoGuimaraes has agreed personal terms for a contract until 2031 with #Arsenal, which pushing to sign him from #Newcastle. #transfers #AFC

[FAN @LivsAnarchy]

🐐

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ BREAKING: Aurélien Tchouaméni to sign new deal at Real Madrid soon, all agreed on contract until June 2031!

Real Madrid are ready to sign soon, as @FabriceHawkins @pepealvarezzz reported.

Man United deal never close due to high salary and Madrid not opening doors to exit.

[Luke Edwards @LukeEdwardsTele]

I’m pretty relaxed about the Bruno situation at Newcastle following today’s links to Arsenal. He wants a new contract at #nufc and has done for a while. I’m viewing it through that lens at the moment.

I also don’t think Tonali really wants to go to Spurs. I’m told he would prefer Manchester City or Arsenal. As ever let’s wait and see.

Any chance Newcastle could sign some new players instead of being linked with current ones leaving!!

[Sami Mokbel @SamiMokbel_BBC]

Arsenal accelerate move for Newcastle midfielder Bruno Guimaraes after Brazil international asked to leave. Deal progressing but acceptance at #AFC they will have to go above £60m. #NUFC adamant Guimaraes not for sale - after @David_Ornstein https://t.co/IuNYI8EH2x

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @imzftbi]

Newcastle Utd

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨⚪️ Fabinho: “Real Madrid move? It’s the best club in the world…”, told @elchiringuitotv.

[Luke Edwards @LukeEdwardsTele]

Feel there is going to be more bad news for #nufc regarding Bruno Guimareas saga. Claims from his camp that he wants to leave. Still no contact from Arsenal club to club.

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCL: Bruno Guimaraes informs Newcastle United of wish to leave & join Arsenal. #AFC stepping up pursuit - ready to offer deal worth up to £60m at present but no club-to-club contact yet + #NUFC stance still not entertaining bids for 28yo @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/6W3cpcqKKh

[Rx. @rxendy]

Office romance can be the best 😳