Dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇯🇵

Kvatch is burning and you’re laughing.

[Dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇯🇵 @DylanF1998]

@andy_5088 @PaulMMurray_ @TheCelticWay3 @Celts67G @RangersAssemble He wins the ball while falling down, is his leg meant to warp space and get out the way? Why does silva’s left leg go dead when Johnston makes contact with silva’s right? And then silva’s full body immediately assumes the plank position. Beaton was right the first time.

[Dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇯🇵 @DylanF1998]

@th47oneguy @_breadcapital @joebigpdx @flailenthusiast @RobDenBleyker Using that argument, Hamas has the right to defend Palestine. So what’s everyone crying about then?

[Dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇯🇵 @DylanF1998]

@DavidWo20846504 @RhodaMiller14 Maybe that’s because we pay public sector workers what they are entitled to rather than pushing them to the brink of destitution or forcing them to seek a better life elsewhere in the world.

[Dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇯🇵 @DylanF1998]

@GuyFawkes1976 @SkyNews You talk a big game but don��t see you attempting to bomb parliament over it ya big wet blanket.

[Still Game for the SPFL @StillGame_SPFL]

Steve Clarke at full time #ESPSCO

[Dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇯🇵 @DylanF1998]

@SheHorrid @ScotGovFM @HumzaYousaf @scotgov Zionism is not Judaism. And not all Palestinians are Hamas. He is asking for the bare necessities to be given to civilians.

Does simply asking for aid for those most vulnerable make you an enemy of Israel? Or disliked enough that “people won’t forget his handling of this”?

[Dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇯🇵 @DylanF1998]

@funkybeatts1903 @beINSPORTS_EN Haha you’re an Aberdeen fan give us some competition then

[Dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇯🇵 @DylanF1998]

@dmac35893561 @couldasaid @roonzer79 @mikeinsdevon @thelionbrand @HumzaYousaf Aye it’s not like Scotlands taxes don’t fund English infrastructure. We’ll just fund our own new railway with landfill tax and stamp duty and half of VAT.

Also pretendy ferries?? What is HS2? Pretendy trains? Deluded.

[Alan MacLeod @AlanRMacLeod]

Only capitalism could turn unlimited free electricity into a problem.

[Jake @jakeperry97]

tory austerity killing MF DOOM I wish david cameron nothing but eternal pain and suffering

[han @bitethehan]

55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 fries 55 cokes 100 tater tots 100 pizzas 100 tenders 100 meatballs 100 coffees 55 wings 55 shakes 55 pancakes 55 pastas 55 peppers and 155 taters

[Dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇯🇵 @DylanF1998]

@totalcrime @chris_sutton73 Jose Mourinho and Antonio Conte serial winners and couldn’t win anything. Doesn’t really matter where you come from. Points a bit invalid.

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

you have one week to prepare

[Dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇯🇵 @DylanF1998]

@TradNorm @BBCNews The free market would like you to stop touching yourself at night

[Dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇯🇵 @DylanF1998]

@ukhomeoffice @SuellaBraverman Enough is enough. We need to solve world hunger and I have a solution. Let’s just kill all the hungry people and solve the supply issue.

[Dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇯🇵 @DylanF1998]

@TalkTV @iancollinsuk Can this man try crying a little louder?

[Dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇯🇵 @DylanF1998]

We’re keeping her body until we get independence. I’ve personally got her left fanny flap and right eyelid. They are very similar and hard to keep track of.

[David C Bannerman @DCBMEP]

The Queen dying in Scotland has helped cement the British Union. The Scottish Parliament yesterday was remarkably united in her honour; and the Scottish people’s affection for her clear for all to see. Extraordinary. https://t.co/9zqQWZXJlN

[Dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇯🇵 @DylanF1998]

@paulhughes2901

[Dylan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇵🇸🇯🇵 @DylanF1998]

@thestifflertv @vvvvvictoria_ @DaftLimmy Calm doon mate, she’s no gonnae shag you. She’s dead.