Not Dylan Ketch

You wanna know what i like in a girl? My dick.

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

So they think Manziel has big hands... They obviously haven't met me

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@jaredspanier00 @notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl oops #sorry #eh #CanadaFTW

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl in your messed up dreams that end up on Jared's back

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl hush little baby don't you cry you you won't start over Dylan so kiss your dreams goodbye

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl actually she's making more sculptures of us Canadians

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl your mom is... In my bed

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl tell me again where your idol @justinbieber is from so obviously even you like #Canada more

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl we still beat you in hockey in the Olympics #fightme #playoffwin

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl I'm so good I don't even need batting practice #Canadaisbetterthanyou

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl oh yeah that's right because you can't catch the ball... And who has more hits than the DH.. Its me #Canada

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl oh yeah I forgot you start JV #sorry

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl remind me of who starts at your "national pastime" oh yeah its me not you #canadaisbetter

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl us Canadians invented hockey #canadadoinitbetter

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl my dicks so big I probably could... Unlike some people #ouch #bigD

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl well mama Eileen forgot to put her glasses on and she walked into your room #shegotyouatissue

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl not as deep as my D goes #biggerandbetter #Canada #

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@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl see even your own wcw favorites my tweets #canadadoesitbetter

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@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl is your back still hurt from getting railed in the ass so many times #Canada #sorry #gayyyyyyy

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@notneriliam @GrigoNot @not_dahl hey Liam you see any new Canadian sculptures downstairs lately #mamaeileenbeenbusy #nakedsculptures

[Not Dylan Ketch @DylanKetch]

@GrigoNot @not_dahl @notneriliam my wood bat is 34 inches #Canada #biggerandbetter