Getheadjamin Franklin

goofy silly

[Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT]

After all, Trump did leave Biden a note, a White House official confirms.

[Getheadjamin Franklin @DylanMcDowell13]

This person has zero morals and if you can sit there and say ACAB and call yourself a leftist but also ALERT THE POLICE FOR A CIGARETTE, you also have no morals.
ACAB except the ones that protect my sensitive white nose!

[mindy🌷 @mindyisser]

all the septa cops have to do is say “hey knock it off” but they’re too busy playing candy crush to even do that

[Getheadjamin Franklin @DylanMcDowell13]

If you think like this, I truly believe you are a pedophile.

[Dread Bi-rate Roberts 🏴‍☠️ @DreadBirate]

@emkenobi It’s also pretty cut and dry entrapment tbh. Like even knowing the dark intentions it’s very much creating the crime and then arresting the guy got it.

[aubrey ⚢ @spazmodlc]

I do not like the way people title songs and albums and bands as just complete jokes and start every song with stupid regular show samples that feel so fake you don’t need to conform to fit in please be real

[Fear Before The Marge Of Simpson @cleaming_]

combart wounded simpson

[kellie 🌈 @cemeteryfIowers]

do NOT try the mango habanero sauce at citizens bank park!!!!!!

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.

[kellie 🌈 @cemeteryfIowers]

standing up in this bar and asking if i should kill myself

[Getheadjamin Franklin @DylanMcDowell13]

@cemeteryfIowers You: “I hope nobody cares when I wear Phillies gear to the office”
Also you: “they’ve awarded me greatest employee of the century”

[Getheadjamin Franklin @DylanMcDowell13]

I would jerk off so much more if there was a battle pass.

[Getheadjamin Franklin @DylanMcDowell13]

@cemeteryfIowers This is a crime too serious for the CBP (citizens bank prison) The only penalty for this is execution by the Phanatic via T-Shirt Cannon (he shoots her out of it)

[Getheadjamin Franklin @DylanMcDowell13]

Had to buy a cheesesteak from Geno’s (derogatory) so I could get a shitty-plastic Saquon Barkley cup. I would die for my country Philadelphia.

[Getheadjamin Franklin @DylanMcDowell13]

@cemeteryfIowers You deserve the hit tweet, queen

[Getheadjamin Franklin @DylanMcDowell13]

🚨I said this🚨

[kellie 🌈 @cemeteryfIowers]

“go south on broad” you ain’t gotta worry about that i already do

[Daniel @poisedapoptosis]

@havokryan @HlGHDESERT they should make non-alcoholic beer that fucks u up

[HavokRyan :): @havokryan]

@HlGHDESERT I'm straight edge but i just drink the normal beer as the non alcoholic one doesn't make me feel funny

[kellie 🌈 @cemeteryfIowers]

my friend just raised a toast and said “cheers to a new season.. of love on the spectrum” we are literally at the phillies game

[Getheadjamin Franklin @DylanMcDowell13]

If I don’t get an opening night shirt I’m going to jump from the upper deck.