Dylan Short

Managing Director at The Redlands Group and more importantly a Dad of an awesome daughter! 🇨🇦

[Dylan Short @DylanShort]

Donate to help me raise much-needed funds for #menshealth this #Movember – for all the dads, brothers, sons and mates in our lives. Stop men dying too young. https://t.co/bJ6LsHf5Tp #PlanMoCheckAct

[No Limits @NoLimits4Christ]

Women protesters in Israel continue to capture the attention in their silent Handmaid's Tale protest. Today in Tel Aviv, they did it again.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

GOOD

[Dylan Short @DylanShort]

@CanadianPolling @338Canada What is wrong with people!

[Dylan Short @DylanShort]

And if he buys everyone a belt that is green, we will all be good with building houses right?

[Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy]

Deer My Friends

Everybuddy says I didnt do anything to help make the honking people in Ottawa move out but I didnt want to innerfear because the federul Conservatives were hanging out with the nice truck people and Pierre Pwaleeff told me everything was tickety boo.

Premair

[Kimberley Short @kshorthw]

Celebrating 20 years with @Larry_Short and our new book: https://t.co/bh633z8ZiR

[Dylan Short @DylanShort]

Much better Star song!

[eco sister @hiitaylorblake]

Some things, you just have to see to believe..😅

[Dylan Short @DylanShort]

Funny but tragically too real!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This is HILARIOUS!

Republican Jesus is the funniest thing you will see on this site ALL DAY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[CCTV_IDIOTS @cctv_idiots]

Engineering masterpiece 👌

[Theo Moudakis @TheoMoudakis]

Please enjoy my cartoon for Friday's @TorontoStar #cdnpoli

[Dylan Short @DylanShort]

Yes! Sound on for the full experience!

[Steve Patterson (not a parody)🇺🇦 @patterballs]

I wish this cat was the Premier of Ontario. Seriously…

[JennyCohn ✍🏻 📢 @jennycohn1]

After a recent dinner with friends, I’ve concluded that even highly educated people who are not on Twitter have no clue this is happening. We are imminently doomed if this does not turn around.

[Mark Stephens @MarksLarks]

Life cycle of the blackberry...

[Ian Hanomansing @ianhanomansing]

It's only 7 am Pacific but I think this will remain my favourite tweet of the day (and to be clear, it's a science comment, not a grammatical one).

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

THIS:

#EnoughIsEnough

[Dylan Short @DylanShort]

@fabi_small The Premier taking dumb to a whole new level!

[Larry Short, CPA @Larry_Short]

@MercedesGlobal This podcast done with CPA Canada is a good place to start. https://t.co/yz8HQECvKI

[Dylan Short @DylanShort]

Awesome! If you don’t want her Alberta, we would love her in for a June 2022 opening in Ontario!

[Rachel Notley @RachelNotley]

I heard some of my staff were preparing to leak this to the media. In the interest of full transparency, I am releasing it today.

Here's my audition tape for Jason Kenney’s Hot Boy Summer: The Musical.

[Dylan Short @DylanShort]

Yes, masks are still a thing in Mississauga. But I'm sure all of the legal experts still know that. Check your local municipal requirements.

[City of Mississauga @citymississauga]

Do you need to wear a mask in Mississauga today?

Yes, you do.

Our Mandatory Mask By-law - which requires masks in public, indoor places - remains in effect until March 31.

City Council will be making a decision this Wednesday whether to lift the Mandatory Mask By-law early.