No Added Sugar

Curly Haired, diabetic, asthmatic, almost blind... ladies come at me! #FuckOffYeovil

[No Added Sugar @DylanWild25]

Slowly building up a library of different faces of me on snapchat so I can use one for any occasion

[No Added Sugar @DylanWild25]

@nialladams1 Hey mate I'll take off your hands

[No Added Sugar @DylanWild25]

@Mattezza2636 @buryfcofficial Your DMs aren't open, if you send me one then I should be able to reply or you'll need to set your DMs to everyone

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Keir Starmer is actually going to sack his own front bench rather than make a diplomatic plea so mild and uncontroversial that it’s already been made by a whole bunch of Tories; Emmanuel Macron; and Macklemore.

[Omar El Akkad @omarelakkad]

One day, when it's safe, when there's no personal downside to calling a thing what it is, when it's too late to hold anyone accountable, everyone will have always been against this.

[No Added Sugar @DylanWild25]

@RolloverHotDogs A dad to his children but a father to all @samblankisaacs ❤️ I can't think of more worthy winner

[No Added Sugar @DylanWild25]

Do we get a new coronation chicken?

[Jay Rayner @jayrayner1]

The week in Tory MPs so far: one convicted of molesting a minor, another having to apologise for defending said paedophile, PM and chancellor convicted of breaking the COVID laws they wrote. And it’s only Fucking Tuesday.

[No Added Sugar @DylanWild25]

@BramJungnitz WHO DEY

[No Added Sugar @DylanWild25]

@samblankisaacs @BBCiPlayer Historic

[Jeremy Corbyn @jeremycorbyn]

Julian Assange should not be extradited for revealing uncomfortable truths.

[Frankie Boyle Updates @frankieboyle]

Johnson says he’s asking the Cabinet Secretary to look into whether there was a party. IT WAS IN YOUR HOUSE MATE

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Asking for an apology is not good enough @Keir_Starmer @UKLabour

Demand resignations

[No Added Sugar @DylanWild25]

@samblankisaacs @sportbible It's a good goal but it's not as if somebody died

[Tori Griffiths @smooth_torrence]

Me: Hi, I'm here for the Lingering job. I think I'd be perfect.

Shop assistant: It's a Lingerie job. Not Lingering.

Me: oh haha, bugger.

Shop assistant 5 minutes later: Is there anything else?

[Pistachio 🇮🇷 🇵🇸 @HarleyShah]

If you take away the undeserved luxuries of being an MP (the endless expenses, the second jobs, the cash flow from sitting on boards, the ability to employ your children) the role will attract people who actually want to help, rather than those only do it for those reasons

[Frank Sobotka @cymrurouge]

who polices the police? oh ok its busses