Dyl

lemon squeezer

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

Where’s that then??

[Gaz @GaryQueenan]

One pint

[tony ferraro @tony_ferraro7]

if we lockdown again i am skipping right past the learning new hobbies phase and going straight into the alcohol and drugs phase

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

@almondtiddies @ktievalentine

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

Harry styles has really let himself go

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

Why am I spending money like I’m a millionaire??! 🤨

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

@FinQuinn45 Dishing out the love on a Thursday afternoon am here for it lad 💙

[Daniel @Daniel_batash]

Yeah fixed it

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

Skins really know how to romanticise being a nitty

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

@Sayers33 @ellisjfox

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

@ellzhayman98 What’s the link I’m lost? 😂

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

American “drip” is so so shite

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

seen too many thick blokes out there getting offended by 97% of women being sexual harassed?? That doesn’t mean 97% of men sexually harass...let’s focus on the problem rather than trying to defend yourself against statistics. It’s not about you, ya halfwitt

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

Pictured:
#MattHancock after along hard day of fooling the nation that he is human

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

Why has it taken me 22 years to realise that the song that goes wicked wicked jungle is massive actually says “junglist massive”

As In masses of people that rate jungle music...

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

@ktievalentine I’m just here to drive you crazy ✌🏻

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

@ktievalentine Cause ye canny drive

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

Got more chance of winning the lottery than winning those festival tickets everyone’s reposting

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

@choloabel @pippa_spicer @ktievalentine

[Dyl @Dylmazey]

Everyone’s gunna be pissed when they realise boris was actually on about 21st June 2022