Daniel

[Daniel @Daniel_batash]

Stephen Bear arrested on his birthday, we love to see it

[Chris Deeley @ThatChris1209]

England went 1-0 up and Southgate’s waistcoat started calling to Tuchel like the Green Goblin mask

[cole @c_0L_e]

Maybe the best tweet I’ve ever seen

[Wilson @wilsonbwfc]

Come on England 🦁🦁🦁

[Daniel @Daniel_batash]

@EdGeoghegan 3. The castration of Ed

[Daniel @Daniel_batash]

This is a thread of policies UK political parties could take that would secure my vote

[Daniel @Daniel_batash]

2. The immediate regulation of prices of mini eggs, with a guarantee of a 50% price reduction

[Daniel @Daniel_batash]

1. Currently the only draft beer Wembley sells in Budweiser which is not only unpatriotic but also disgusting and should be changed

[Daniel @Daniel_batash]

Why the fuck are mini eggs now £5 for a bag

[Brown Brogue Broxi @GF6Loyal]

"I canny work cause I saw blue waffle"

Generational levels of claiming benifits here

[Daniel @Daniel_batash]

Why has LinkedIn turned into insta

[Jonathan Danilich @jdanilich]

Life imitates art

[Daniel @Daniel_batash]

Good day today

[Little Booty Loather @FreckleFaceFvck]

Good. Drop them to $40

[Daniel @Daniel_batash]

Build Maguire a statue

[Daniel @Daniel_batash]

Love staring downt tube watchin it wiggle

[jabbar is a premier league championnnnnnnn. @jabbarwys]

personal fave.😭

[Daniel @Daniel_batash]

Rip to McDonald's sour cream and chive dip I still think about you all the time