EJDFW

Dallas gentleman here. Not new to Twitter. Ass aficionado. Follow me on Bluesky as well

[EJDFW @EJDFW1]

Be beautiful and I’ll see you once. Give me an experience and I’ll see you over and over, I’ll subscribe to your Snapchat, onlyfans, and randomly send you tips and wishlist items.

Shoutout to the ladies providing an experience. I love you all....

[MICHELLE. @Chefdoo195]

💣🚨BREAKING: Zlatan To Ronaldo After Portugal Wass Eliminated From The World Cup.

Listen carefully. I’ve Patiently Waited For This Day….

🗣️Cristiano set the rules himself: “You’re not a legend until you win with your country.” Boom straight at Messi after 2014. The world cheered. Social media crowned him.

Then Zlatan watched.

Messi came back, won Copa América… twice. Suddenly: “Euro is bigger.”

🗣️Messi lifted the World Cup. New rule: “Only seven games, doesn’t count.” Cristiano even said a legend’s career can’t be defined by seven games. The same man who once said the World Cup would fulfill him.

Now he is 41. Portugal exits. New quote: “World Cup doesn’t define me.”

Zlatan laughs.

🗣️By your own law, Cristiano, you fall short. Five Ballons d’Or. One Euro. No World Cup. While Messi? He took everything, danced through generations, and never once needed to diminish anyone.

That is the difference.

One talked like a king.
The other played like a god… and left as the greatest.

Ibrahimović has spoken.

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

Our lawyers got Trinidad Chambliss an 11th year of eligibility y’all waffle folks don’t stand a chance

[Alex Edelman @AlexEdelman]

I’m sorry but out-drinking Bostonians is an accomplishment on par with winning the whole tournament.

[EJDFW @EJDFW1]

Got some not so great news. Probably gonna be stepping away for a while.

[EJDFW @EJDFW1]

Tomorrow I get to find out if my cancer is acting up…yayyyy

[EJDFW @EJDFW1]

Costa Rica has been good to me. But it’s time to go back home

[EJDFW @EJDFW1]

Costa Rica Saturday…..let’s have some fun in a new place

[EJDFW @EJDFW1]

I’m itching to catch a flight again

[EJDFW @EJDFW1]

Welp. I’m officially 40 years old today.

[EJDFW @EJDFW1]

I’ll be 40 tomorrow. Where is the time going

[EJDFW @EJDFW1]

Colombia has been great to me. But I gotta come back home today

[EJDFW @EJDFW1]

One of my favorites is in Dallas and I’m in Colombia lol

[EJDFW @EJDFW1]

Im in this club in a section and I wanna go to sleep. I am tired lol.

[EJDFW @EJDFW1]

@VIPDesire69 Thank you beautiful

[EJDFW @EJDFW1]

I’ll be 40 in 8 days. I’m having fun this whole month and this whole year. Fuck it.

[EJDFW @EJDFW1]

Headed to the airport. Colombia I’ll be there soon

[Sierra Sinclair 💋 Dallas @SweetSierraLive]

Sierra Sinclair is live now! https://t.co/eC5pzqoV08

[Sierra Sinclair 💋 Dallas @SweetSierraLive]

I’ll be live today at 7pm CST 😘😘 https://t.co/cqCHzsmbbC

[EJDFW @EJDFW1]

40 is creeping up on me. And I ain’t mad about it. Let’s go