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CBA/analytics/prospects obsessive subtweeting Jeff Gorton & Co. on all things Rangers Rebuild

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@RangersMSGN The fetal position

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@A24 @Showtime @nathanfielder @benny_safdie Ugly as fuck, you need to do the green “Espanola Passive Living” shirt that Nathan was wearing a few eps back.

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@TheFlopFish Salary cap is pro-rated by games played, so $2m is ~$500k in actual cap hit dollars at the trade deadline, which I think is roughly 75% of the way into the regular season.

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@TheFlopFish Unless there’s an agreement that they move him to a contender, perhaps of his choice, at the deadline

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@NYRangers @RangersMSGN Historial? Not an English word

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@DOOMslayer099 @dfsdilletante @rob_dimino @FriedgeHNIC You clearly do not understand how the cap works. This has been written about very clearly by hundreds of people by now - Google it. Fried is correct.

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@vzmercogliano Should have been the top pair since beginning of last season

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@HockeyCanada How many will be convicted of sexual assault? What’s the over/under?

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@NYP_Brooksie The obsession with Kane is a joke at this point. Do they re-sign him after they trade for him in your fantasy world? If so, how do they make room for him with all the NMCs? Or is he a pure rental?

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@hayyyshayyy It was incredible to see how much bigger and stronger looking Zverev is. As Alcaraz fills out his frame and gets stronger he’s going to become unbeatable.

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@gogrady24 @mattytweetshard @spittinchiclets Messier-esque type of player

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@mattytweetshard @gogrady24 @spittinchiclets Ridiculously dirty player. Loves a good crosscheck to the face and all manner of post-whistle stick work.

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@HockeyStatMiner I know our first pick in this draft will be one of the last four picks of the second round if we win tomorrow night, but where is it if we lose? With all the other conference final participants having been decided, are we locked into a specific 1RP if we lose?

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@DMachetto @HockeyStatMiner 100% that’s what he did - you could see him doing it. What a gamer.

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@HockeyStatMiner It’s not about “impressing.” It’s about winning a series and keeping your season going. Nothing more, nothing else.

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@FriedgeHNIC If it’s through a commercial break, who gives a shit?

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@AdamZHerman Gallant should have been going with this even before Lindgren got injured:

K’Andre - Fox
Jones - Trouba
Lindgren - Schneider/Lundkvist

These are the optimal NYR D pairs b/c Lindgren isn’t an LD1 and the deadline upgrade was Justin Braun. Drury should’ve gone big for Chychrun.

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@HockeyStatMiner Miller - Fox
Jones - Trouba
Nemeth - Schneider

This is also what I’d like the lines to be if Lindgren was in, just swapping Lindgren in for Nemeth. Lindgren is not a first-pairing defenseman.