elivbiii

dm me for pelican facts

[elivbiii @ELIVBIV]

@jacey_olson1 Sellout

[Gavyn Krupinski @Gkrup1]

When you take the biggest L of your life in the first of 2018, you literally can only take W's the rest of the year.

[AMA Eau Claire @AMAEauClaire]

Happy Friday everyone! We will be hosting a fundraiser at Chipotle Dec. 10th from 4-8pm! Mark your calendars and come out to help support your local AMA club! Make sure to show the flyer below to the cashier or tell them your supporting the fundraiser!

[DRAGON 🐉 @robpatfoss]

Can't wait for incredibles 2

[paul rudd @philsadelphia]

introvert/extrovert quizzes are so funny bc they're always like

1. Where are you happiest?
A) Reading a book by myself in the dark while crying
B) Snorting cocaine off a park bench with 80 of my closest friends

[Chad Johnson @ochocinco]

If Donald Trump was a real business man he would fight Kim Jong Un on pay-per-view...

[Brice Brooks @Spicey_Bricey]

Gf: what's wrong
Me: nothing
Gf: okay cool
Me: it's just funny how I drafted David Johnson first overall and he got hurt and you don't care

[Josh Johnson @JoshtheSandwich]

Alien: Where am I?

Me: Earth. America.

Alien: Take me to your leader

Me: ...You sure?

Alien: Yes.

Me:

[Denny’s @DennysDiner]

Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls…
Him: i am egg

[JR 🇭🇹 @MrZoe96]

When you tell your gma the whole situation to make your mom look like the villain & she say "it's ok baby lemme talk to yo mama"

[Justin Roiland @JustinRoiland]

Holy shit.

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

I want OJ to pick all my lawyers https://t.co/MHgacyVzEg

[b @BenjiL0L]

Happy 7/11 everyone hope you all got some slurpees & positive vibes on this nice day

[Em I Am @Sprinkle24Trail]

millennials dont wanna be broke ass parents* https://t.co/6tUkthBK1j