Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸

Liberal shill. Taco truck enthusiast. Simp for NATO.

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

@alexmcole_ You are genuinely unfit to participate in society

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

@Gargrug @ShadowyZephyr @declarative_ Because that's not actually what's happening on the rental market. Mom-and-pop landlords own about 70% of American rental properties, businesses only own about 20%

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

If I get a Nobel Prize, do you think it will be for Literature or Economics?

[Brian Rowe @mrbrianrowe]

If Inde Navarrette gets an Oscar nomination for Obsession, do you think it will be in Best Actress or Best Supporting Actress?

[˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ @metgalacrave]

JUST&T MARRIED!

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

Hmm that upper limit seems oddly specific

[Phil 🦄 @NetflixAndPhil_]

Currently Buckingham Palace pays £1828 per year in council tax, under Andy Burnham's proposed property tax, it would have an annual bill of between £4.8 million and £14.88 million

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

@dieworkwear Swedes believe this but we wouldn't say it out loud, that would be crass and against the law of jante

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

@jmhorp Why do Americans always assume we don't know what ancestry is? We know how DNA works. It just doesn't matter very much. "Norwegian blood" doesn't make you Norwegian, having a little-brother complex against Sweden makes you Norwegian

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

@babygirldiazz If you're writing a story where the entire plot and premise is centred around hockey, googling "how does the NHL work" and spending 20 minutes reading a Wikipedia page really isn't too much to ask

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

Lidl being labelled as Restore Britain, could it be because:
a) Lidl is the most quintessentially European supermarket in the country, with a central aisle dedicated to showcasing products from a different country every week, or
b) it's cheap and poor people shop there?

[✨emily ✨ @itsembish]

I will explain and clarify anything

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

Spanish is the most common language for games to be translated into, to the extent that they take it as a slight against them when there is a game that isn't translated. Get over yourselves. I can count the number of games I was able to play in Swedish as a kid on one hand

[GuiNRedS - Comms Open @guinreds]

Of all the Toby Fox discourse, this is the one that really got me.

This is truly the thing that defines the conflict.

People who speak in native english are incapable of understanding what it's like to have most art NOT made for your native language. It's baffling to me.

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

@dl_lm50007 @ringtrick @nadreviews Oh yes I'm sure Hollywood bases the length of their movies on ticket pricing strategies that are specific to Hong Kong

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

@eurofamiliaa Let's not forget also kicking his wife and kids

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

@blunderyuri If Timmy loses it will have literally nothing to do with this "controversy" because it all started after voting closed

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

@ChrisD2003 @donotdelay Him pointing out the fact that the general public doesn't care about opera and ballet doesn't mean that he doesn't appreciate them himself

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

@Laddin_ Yeah, maybe because the building was hit by a drone and not a Boeing 767, dumbass

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

This is embarrassing. The women representing their countries deserve the same respect and dignity as the men and it's ridiculous that this still has to be said

[IIHF @IIHFHockey]

Women’s Power Rankings update ⚡️ #Olympics #IIHF

🔗 Read more: https://t.co/kTEYIaoPka

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

@CriticBC @mariabrostrom @YEGdeal Delete your tweet

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

@xhassanv Elordi was on screen for 39% of Frankenstein's run time. Stellan was on screen for 40% of Sentimental Value's run time.
There isn't a specific cutoff for when a supporting actor becomes a lead, but if there was it would seem awfully convenient for it to be at 39.5%

[Eric 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇵🇸 @EPlatzack]

Yeah let's create an award for "second best" film of the year, where the actual top 10 are ineligible.

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

I think the Oscars should create a "second best picture " category. Nominate 10 films that weren't nominated for best picture and whoever wins is given a silver second place oscar