Ephemis Priest

[Ephemis Priest @EPriest10918]

@vikingzfanpage Worst 7-0 (3-0 divisional) team ever.

[VikingzFanPage @vikingzfanpage]

Back as underdogs

[Matt Forney @mattforney]

Canadians: "We're joining the EU! Take THAT, Trump!"

EU: "Yeah, take THAT, Trump!"

*EU looks at Canada's complete mess of regulations, interprovincial trade barriers, and business-hostile environment*

EU: "Yeah Canada, uhhhhh, don't call us, we'll call you."

[Larry The Cable Guy @GitRDoneLarry]

Best quote here is “Notice how the loudest socialists in America never come from countries that actually lived through tyranny — and not a single one of them will ever take him up on that plane ticket!”
Lol so true. It’s like listening to people that never had kids giving advice to someone with kids on how to raise them because they used to have cats. 🤦🏼‍♂️

[Lo-Ping @GamingAndPandas]

Jesus man lmao

[DAKKADAKKA @DAKKADAKKA1]

>get into a screaming match with other parents at a peewee soccer game
>lie
>get vacations and free shit

[imemo @imemouermz67]

Oh!!! So the French do know what a sponge is. Why don’t yall use it to wash the shit from your ass?

[Riddif @riddifgreen]

@madcap412 Well...

[Noir 浮世 @madcap412]

It’s genuinely insane that Asian devs can design black characters much better than Western devs 💀

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

When the communist seize power and jail your family, people like Ed will laugh at your tears. Worth remembering.

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Quarterback Alex Smith says his life was completely changed by his experience in rehab with servicemen and women who lost limbs overseas.

Smith says he was bitter about life after suffering a grotesque leg injury.

It wasn't until he rehabbed with military amputees that his mindset completely changed.

"I was very bitter for a long time in my rehab process."

"I got this thing called the Secretary of Defense designation... I got access to military medical care."

Smith says when he looked around at all the servicemen and women who had severe injuries, his outlook completely changed.

"There's like double amputees, there's triple amputees, there's terrible burn victims in there. And nobody's hiding behind their scars."

"... it was like the only place in the world where those guys were egging me on and like goading me to do more..."

"Fast forward 2 years later... come back and lace up cleats again and put on a helmet and go play."

Awesome story.

Vid: @BussinWTB

[Sparky 💊🔪 @Sparkpoodle1]

"Sometimes y'all forget that if the US wanted to, Latin America would just become an extension of US territory"

[yeet @Awk20000]

Asmongold unearthed multiple clips of Hasan doing the same thing to others that he's suing Scott Jennings for

"There's always a clip..so it's Hasan accusing Ben Shapiro of the exact same thing..this is even worse bc Hasan is going out there saying it himself, Ben Shapiro didn't read somebody else say this, Hasan is just putting words in his mouth"

"Don't ever listen to somebody like him tell you that he cares about accuracy, accountability, he does this to people all the time..he's mad he's not the one making the accusation..you can't tell people that I want lync-ings, that's my thing!..somebody needs to send this to Scott"

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

@katy4congress That’s all money loaned to the campaign by me, genius. I put my own money into my own race, because I actually believe in what I’m doing.

Watching you discover how campaign finance works publicly is embarrassing.

[planefag @planefag]

Not even 24 hours and the French are already surrendering. You can't make this shit up lmao

[BlockHead @blockhead4000]

Being a cop in America is fucking nuts, like 99.9 days out of 100 your job is just giving speeding tickets to White people and then one day a random prole-tard just charges you with a weapon going "GLEEBA GLOOBA BEEBA BOOBA" and you have to mag dump them like a COD Zombie.

[T ✨🌷 @EveryTaye]

You talking about the same French that was begging American tourists to stop whooping they asses ?? Ain’t nobody bending us over

[. @stickybedsh33ts]

Supposedly the "French" are "coming for America". Just gonna predict the "jokes" and "slander":

"9/11"
"School shooting"
"Americans dumb"
"Americans fat"
"American President bad"
"American food bad"
"America love Israel"
"America racist"
"America have guns"
"America war"

[Jesus Christ Edge Lord Parody & Savior @Jesus_M_Christ]

Make the same video but with a white guy shooting down a bunch of brown jihadi Muslims in front of burning statue of Muhammad and see who gets upset.

[kittyhawk @_kitty_hawk]

Let’s be honest, Democrats like ANY flag other than the American flag!