Evan

We live in a society… there are rules

[Mason Malzahn @malcat89]

Oh lord just might be the hottest day of the year 🥵

[Dan Carney @DanManCarney]

Your honor my client would like to play on his phone for a little bit

[Sopranos Vibes @sopranos_vibes]

“omg Christopher and Paulie are stuck in the woods”

Bobby:

[Delicious Tacos @Delicious_Tacos]

The thinking man's Ozempic

[cory @coolmathgame_]

doctor: do you smoke or drink

me: yes

doctor: ok

me: are u mad at me

[Evan @ERobran]

@V_Baxter_ @JackHellerFan1 Tropical

[Evan @ERobran]

Friday Jr.

[Evan @ERobran]

This that can I have friends over after school weather.

[Evan @ERobran]

Boy dinner 🍽️

[Magnum Cartel (DUI Lawyer) @magnum_cartel]

My body is a temple

[teeeeeej @gnarlythomas]

this weather got me thinking about bringing out the 31 piece patio set

[Evan @ERobran]

@GoodReddit

[Evan @ERobran]

@V_Baxter_ I’d say like 4 maybe….maybe a 5 if it’s really cloudy out.

[Evan @ERobran]

Dad- “Hold up I want to set up the Robocop before we leave.”

Me- “The what???”

Dad- “You know that auto vacuum thing.”

[Evan @ERobran]

Sorry, I’m currently not meeting any new people at this time.

[Evan @ERobran]

This years resolution is going much better than last years.

[Evan @ERobran]

Froyo would still exist if they just called it frogurt

[Evan @ERobran]

Fuck your bones dude

[Evan @ERobran]

Doughnut Wednesday cannot save us.

[Evan @ERobran]

Coworkers and I only responding with “yes chef” as if that will help us get through the day.