Not Antonio Costa

Successor of #SofaGate guy. President of the @EUCouncil and #EUCO summits. Parody - obviously.

[Not Antonio Costa @EUCO_President]

The Turtlenecks 🎶

[Not Antonio Costa @EUCO_President]

Taking over from #SofaGate guy.

You're welcome.

#EUCO #EUcouncil #EUPolitics

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They say I lost the room.

Bloody VDL.

#EUCO

https://t.co/LEiIERnJ7w

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Brussels' Abbey Road

🏳️‍🌈 #MichelMonBel #BEL #Pride2021 🌈

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cough

[Berlaymonster @Berlaymonster]

BREAKING: CHARLES MICHEL ARRESTED FOR INDECENT EXPOSURE AFTER EU SUMMIT SHOWS BALLS

#EUCO #fantasyheadlines

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@AmericanEUDude Oops

[American EU Dude 🇺🇸🇪🇺😎 @AmericanEUDude]

CORRECTION: Apparently something did happen at #EUCO? We're investigating

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EXCLUSIVE: Today's EU summit is going to be “fairly standard and not at all extraordinary, crucial or even crunch.”

For working dinner, "I was thinking we order some takeout Thai, then maybe Netflix and chill.”

@AmericanEUDude on #MichelMonBel and #EUCO

https://t.co/W2jTSgt8gD

[Not Antonio Costa @EUCO_President]

After the roaring success of my #SofaGate statement last week on Facebook, I decided to publish a follow-up to make things even better.

Thanks to @EU_Spaghetti here it is in full:

https://t.co/CeUnjaL0ol

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What #SofaGate says about me.

https://t.co/RoN2fRsH9t

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Well, at least the world finally knows I exist.

Though they missed the real #SofaGate.

[XavierBettel's scarf @Luxscarf]

@EUCO_President Next to humble pie in the recipe book.

[Not Antonio Costa @EUCO_President]

Sounds delicious. Can you send me the recipe?

#EUCO #MasterChef

[Jovita Neliupsiene @Jovita_Pra]

I hope the cherry picking part is over & it’s right time for #EU27 to friendly share #MFF & #NGEU pie buttered up with fairness, transparency and common sense. #EUCO

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The #FrugalFour insisted on throwing Merkel a surprise birthday party. Without cake.

#EUCO

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Chillin' with the #EUCO bros

Turn up the 🔊

© @KallergisK

[Not Antonio Costa @EUCO_President]

Wait, I thought I was the Chairman?

#EUCO #RecoveryPlan #MFF

[Not Antonio Costa @EUCO_President]

Well, our #EUCO went okay. I think.

Apart from Boris Johnson #zoombombing.

[Not Antonio Costa @EUCO_President]

Ouch. @florianeder is throwing so much shade it bruised my knee.

https://t.co/H6hwvh8m5h

[EU undiplomat Josep Borrell @EUHighRep]

I already got an email warning me not to disinform MEPs about disinformation. In Chinese 😬

[Not Antonio Costa @EUCO_President]

Showing solidarity with Italian economy. Can someone bring me a pizza, please? 🍕

#EUCO