@MarinerMuse I have theories.
1. He hates Seattle and didn’t want to come here
2. He hates men with large butts and didn’t want to come here
3. The Mariners curse is real, T Mobile was built on stolen native land, and Taylor Ward is jealous of Cal’s big dumper and doesn’t want to be here
So damn embarrassing. Really has been all season. When your big deadline bat is .111 Taylor Ward and your big deadline arm is Seranthony I shouldn’t be in the majors Dominguez all that gets is a big F U from ownership and Jerry to the fans. Top that with Dan’s absolute incompetence, zero clubhouse vibes, and an entire team that does not seem
to care it just doesn’t shake up well for a postseason run…