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Matt Eastman | VP of @SportsMockery | Devoted White Sox, Bears, Bulls, Blackhawks, & Illini Fan | Father Of Two Boys | Whiskey Snob | Farts Are Funny

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Find a better team.....I'll wait....

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@thereal_tbrad91 @sportsmockery A fucking Purdue Vikings fan. Look out.

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@sportsmockery

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Go Rita Go

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🚨 NEW PRIZE DROP! 🚨

Dennis Rodman Throwback Red Jersey (Signed) is officially in the giveaway!

We’re stacking legendary memorabilia all month, leading up to the EDGE launch on June 22.

**How to Enter:**

1. Follow @sportsmockery
2. Reply with 1–2 sentences: “What’s one thing you want the new EDGE platform to do for Chicago sports fans?”

Tag your Bulls crew and Chicago sports friends — the more the better!

#GetTheEDGE #Bulls #SeeRed

[Case Keenum @casekeenum]

@ChicagoBears 67 yards in the air. In case you were wondering.

[Running From The OPS @OPS_BASEBALL]

MLB Offensive Rookie Leaders

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Actual prize:

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Day 2 — The EDGE hype is real 🔥

This is the future we’re building for Chicago sports fans.

One intelligent platform. All five major teams. Real-time intelligence. AI-powered insights. Personalized everything.

Bears Opening Day 2026 experience on the line + weekly memorabilia giveaways.

The Smarter Way to Experience Chicago Sports is coming June 22.

Haven’t entered? Go reply to the pinned post!

Enter now:

• Follow @sportsmockery
• Tag a few fellow Chicago sports fans

#GetTheEDGE #Bears #Cubs #WhiteSox #Blackhawks #Bulls

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@sportsmockery @nostrokespod @untoldchicago @dabearsblog

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🚨 ULTIMATE BEARS HOME OPENER GIVEAWAY 🚨

Pair of tickets to Bears vs Vikings at Soldier Field.

This is just ONE of the massive prizes we’re giving away leading up to the EDGE launch.

How to Enter:

Follow @sportsmockery

Reply with 1–2 sentences: “What’s one thing you want the new EDGE platform to do for Chicago sports fans?”

Pro Tip: Tag as many Chicago sports fans as you want — the more the better!

Winners drawn live on June 22 during our big launch. #GetTheEDGE #BearDown

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@MarcusHelton @madehoops @trayalexander_ @BflinnHoops @Jeff_Kovner @ekess33_MADE @dougniblock @Mfrauenheim2

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This was a nuke!

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[FanDuel @FanDuel]

The best shortstops in baseball:

1⃣ Bobby Witt Jr. (Royals)
2⃣ Elly De La Cruz (Reds)
3⃣ Colson Montgomery (White Sox)

Thoughts?

#MLB | #WhiteSox

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@ChiSoxFanMike Exhibit A:

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This stat is something I can’t believe I’ve never seen. Dude was nasty.

[Baseball’s Greatest Moments @BBGreatMoments]

Ichiro got his 3rd MLB hit in his 10th at bat and his batting average never dipped under .300 for the rest of his career 😳

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@AmiriKing ?

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The @nba is an awful product.

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If you ban people for steroid use in baseball, prob should ban people who beat their kids from Hall of Fame. 🤷‍♂️

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Elite: Vikings legendary RB Adrian Peterson is eligible to be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 2027.

- NFL Most Valuable Player (2012)
- NFL Offensive Player of the Year (2012)
- NFL Offensive Rookie of the Year (2007)
- 4x First-team All-Pro (2008, 2009, 2012, 2015)
- 3x Second-team All-Pro (2007, 2010, 2013)
- 7x Pro Bowler (2007-2010, 2012, 2013, 2015)
- 3x NFL rushing yards leader (2008, 2012, 2015)
- 2x NFL rushing touchdowns leader (2009, 2015)

Peterson rushed for 14,918 yards on 3,230 carries (4.6 YPC) and 120 TD with 305 receptions for 2,474 receiving yards and 6 receiving TD in 184 career games and 167 starts.

Should AP be a first-ballot Hall of Famer? 🤔

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It’s absolutely hilarious that this has some grown men thinking they can hit Skenes.

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

Would you rather...

A. Be given $50,000 right now

B. Have 100 pitches to hit a HR off of Paul Skenes for $100 million