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In the before times, I ran a socialist food club. Calm down, it's just a co-op for meal prep... and wine drinking.

Now I just run my mouth. #WA01.

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Okay @USAA, I've had enough. I've got a simple water damage claim that needs to be resolved but my adjuster has been MIA for months. He will not return my calls or emails; I'm at my wits end. Living in a construction zone since the 1st of March isn't it. Send reinforcements.

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I have to watch the entire SpongeBob SquarePants series...

... for work.

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Huh. So, this book has no author... it's apparently a collection of essays written by historians and edited together - somehow affiliated with the university of California.

They're throwing shade.

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@AspZeit Plausible!

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beans? beans.

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@JustSomeDoucher I did not know this! 😃😃

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I'm reading a book on the history of taste. It's fascinating. 🤓

TIL ancient Romans used lead pots to concentrate sauces *because* the lead added a sweet flavor. 🤔

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Because I'm a huge nerd and this has been bothering me since I tweeted...

It's not the lead that's sweet. The acid in the food reacts with the lead and creates a crystalline - lead acetate. That's actually what's sweet. 😌

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@TonyJHopkinson 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I just spent an hour in a dentist chair, and I think the nitrous recalibrated my moral compass. 😎

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We lost power last night - Apparently I took selfies in the hotel room for no reason.

That's fun.

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Me, at a bar: I want a cider

The Bar: undefined shenanegans happening.

Bartender: making a new drink "here, you wanna try this!?"

Me: Why not!?

I am now drinking a Pumpkin Spice Vanilla Martini. Somehow, this is both my favorite and least favorite thing of the day.

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Update. I did it again! 🤯

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I got my hair done! It was long overdue.

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Me: leaving the bar.

Bartender: "drive safe!"

Me: now outside the bar.

Line cook: "safely! It's an adverb!"

Me: lolz overload

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@Katjerrr yes.

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I don't know who needs to hear this, but, the hot/crazy matrix applies to men too. #justsayin

I'm here for it, though.

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I'm about to ride in a dump truck alongside a harvester blowing chopped corn directly into the bed.

pretty stoked, ngl.

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@boydr2 I should go to Vegas. Probably.

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my months long search of a decent turkey sandwich FINALLY paid dividends.