Paul

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

Social media is a bastard.

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

@DannyColl Ahahahahahahahaha!!! That's superb man, Thanks a million 👌👌👊

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

If the aul blue bin stays out longer than a day after it's collection date then it suddenly becomes a topic of conversation amongst folk

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

Slow Farah

[Guardian sport @guardian_sport]

Mo Farah has admitted his career as an elite track athlete is almost certainly over after he endured a shock defeat to club runner Ellis Cross, who had to pay a £37 entry fee to compete at the Vitality London 10,000.

By @seaningle https://t.co/AYNqTYSm5Y

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

Patrik Shick heading to #Arsenal. Be a great signing for us

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

@BBCSPORTNI @TyroneGAALive @Doiregaa Sort the hair, back and sides out with a zero all over and all is forgiven.

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

@russellcfuller @danroan She'll end up back with her original coach.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

🗣 "I'm just happy he's healthy and for him to be able to play football on top of that is amazing, I'm really happy for him and his family"

Tottenham Hotspur defender Eric Dier says that it was 'emotional' playing against his former teammate Christian Eriksen 👇

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

Treating myself to Dune for the 10th time here. The score by Zimmer is unlike any of his previous work but its a masterpiece nonetheless 👌

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

@BiryaniMafiaDB @paddypower Superb 👏

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

@GaryLineker Imagine the gargantuan of an anti climax if Fury gets beat 😳

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

@NoContextHearn Had to look twice at second picture as it looked Like Jimmy Saville

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

@coleraineyid @DannyColl This is myonly social media platform and bar adozen people I'm kinda semianonymous on here,otherwise i wouldn't b saying things like that. Justfinding it tough. Thanks so much @coleraineyid. Means so much.And obviously I'd love a good night out/weekendaway with u and @DannyColl

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

Having a tough time at moment being on my own. It wasn't easy being in a long term relationship but it's also quite difficult not having a pal to share the burden.

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

Hahaha what a nickname!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[Loxley Darts @LoxleyDarts]

🎯 New Signing 🎯

Loxley Darts are pleased to announce that Owen "The Master" Bates has joined the team. Owen will be plying his trade on the Development Tour as well as being a regular sparring partner for Ryan Searle @RyanSearleNews

[ً @iRealOG]

Anyway, here’s that Martinelli banger, again

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

@sportingintel Probably more the 40 point barrier, which is fair enough

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

No charisma, presence, insight, personality etc. Faaaak

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

Danny Murphy is an awful pundit. Jesus there's better talent out there surely

[Paul @Eboumeyang]

Hahahahahahaha Arsenal