Ed Hardiman

Former Contributing Writer and Editor FoxSports, MSN, & Glenn Beck's Fusion Magazine. IFB!

[Ed Hardiman @EdHardiman]

The only thing that ever threw shade at me was a tree...

[Jennifer Slopez @JennSlowpez]

If you dont retweet people, not only will I not follow you back but I will block you.
If anyone is going to feel self important, it will be me.

[Ed Hardiman @EdHardiman]

@ivyngeow I’m listening…

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Two of the best to ever play the game

@lookitin | @BrianDawkins

[Dan LaMorte @DanLaMorte]

My dad is a vegan who owns an Italian deli in New York City. He’s like, “I love animals so much that I will never eat them, I will however sell their dismembered remains.”

[Sal Sigala Jr. @Sal_Sigala]

Took this at the #SnowballDerby of @NoahGragson. Can anyone guess whats in his hand? He lost it twice and it goes on his car.

[Nonchalant Charlotte @jellybnbonanza]

She was a hot mom, you know like a contestant on Bret Michaels’ “Rock of Love”.

[Ed Hardiman @EdHardiman]

@JennSlowpez And if you’re holding a severed head you’re going in the right direction...

[Jennifer Slopez @JennSlowpez]

You have to be a little bit fucked up to do well on twitter.
It is a good thing if you don't fit in here.

[Nonchalant Charlotte @jellybnbonanza]

Cuckoo-ca-choo and get the hell of my lawn, boomer.

[Nonchalant Charlotte @jellybnbonanza]

I just want the confidence of someone who can dig their undies out of their butt-crack in public.

Oh wait! I already do.

[Ivy Ngeow #InSafeHands❤️‍🩹 @ivyngeow]

Such awful weather all day but what an enchanted evening on the roof. Might even have a martini!

[Ed Hardiman @EdHardiman]

@RunOldMan Does this rag smell like chloroform?

[Forward March @RunOldMan]

Don't mistake my silence for sadness, I may just be planning my next abduction.

[Ivy Ngeow #InSafeHands❤️‍🩹 @ivyngeow]

Parents of the UK! Chilling the bottle? Champagne 0845 Monday 8 March 2021! Did I already mention schools reopen Monday? Their legs still work after our longest lockdown.

[Ed Hardiman @EdHardiman]

@TeresaGrabs You never know where or when the “Titty-Assessor” will strike...

[Ed Hardiman @EdHardiman]

@jellybnbonanza The closest we got to a bun as kids were the heel pieces.

[Nonchalant Charlotte @jellybnbonanza]

I didn’t have hamburger buns one day and instead of running out and getting some, I just used bread like my mom used to do and when I served them, she actually said “I can’t believe you’re making your kids eat hamburgers on bread slices!” and rolled her eyes at my kids!

[Ed Hardiman @EdHardiman]

@vtbirkenstock @JoeBiden I think their doggy names are “photo” & “op”

[Veronica Birkenstock @vtbirkenstock]

The @JoeBiden dogs have been kicked out the White House.