Grandpa Ed

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[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@BiasedGirl Probably, Sahih Bukhari 4:52:176 "Allah's Apostle said, "You will fight the Jews till some of them will hide behind stones. The stones will saying, 'O 'Abdullah! There is a Jew hiding behind me; so kill him."

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@TonyLaneNV @FlagAndFire Cycling on a sidewalk isn’t good

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

No assaults
No threats
Never locked any up
I’m sure they would say, “He was a clown.”

[Evan Barker @evanwch]

Every man out there (if they’re being honest) is reading this Graham Platner story and thinking: “gee, what would happen if the biggest newspaper in the country interviewed all of my exes and asked them about our drunken fights?”

That’s why this story ultimately won’t land. It won’t end Platner’s campaign

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Journalism is about covering important stories. With a pillow, until they stop moving.

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@PerryALPHA Earned a follow

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@Krissa_Kray_ I mean this in a purely southern way🤣

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@DToecutter @Fat_Electrician I go to the food getting place weekly. I spend about an hour including driving time. Buy food for 21 weekly meals. That adds up to just over a dollar to the overall cost.

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@3YearLetterman I nominate prop-op. Can’t see a bunch of raccoons in a trash can without thinking of him

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@chadfelixg Kosher food! I can’t keep up with it. Is there like a book or something about it?

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@jarvis_best I stopped reading after the second sentence.
I’m sorry or congratulations, which ever one you choose

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@ElkinsCattleCo @kaitlynolsker Just in time for the church picnic

[ElkinsCattleCo @ElkinsCattleCo]

We did a beef giveaway a few weeks ago and figured we'd do it again!

One of our favorite parts of this business is getting premium Texas beef into the hands of people who may have never had the chance to try it before.

So we're GIVING AWAY a box with:

🥩 2 Boneless Ribeyes
🥩 2 NY Strips
🥩 2 Filets
🥩 2 Top Sirloins
🥩 5 lbs Ground Beef

To enter:

• Follow ElkinsCattleCo
• Repost this post
• Tag/comment who you'd fire up the grill with if you won

We'll draw a winner Monday.

⚠️ The winner will ONLY be contacted by this account. We will never ask for payment information.

Appreciate y'all being here and supporting our family’s passion.

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@JonnyMicro

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

I’m getting ready for the last half hour of an online auction. Five lots of antique tables. I’ll be fighting the snipers for them

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@BadgedPatriot Those of us with natural beauty feel sorry for the rest of you. I do grow a beard to cover some of my awesomeness to make it fare for the less thans

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@CyborgPeds Looks like my desk drawer

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@physicsgeek I vote we ask Elon for a sarcastic font.

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@ironwillforge4 At our church a CC is dang near a sacrament

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@DillowTalk2 You should try Planet Fitness

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@KhaliBalmung @DrunkRepub If he’s holding you hostage…

[Grandpa Ed @EdTheAdm]

@justicejewel17 @MikeWingerii The Passion Translation is as heretical as the New World Translation