Andrew Edson

I keep living my life to the fullest.

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

Planning where to order take out is basically meal prep

[Harry Heymann 🥑 @harryh]

The thing at Apple stores where they don't have lines, but instead you just sit there for a while wondering when one of the hipster associates will get to you is really not an ideal customer experience.

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

I have changed my stance on “Thank you” emails. I am now for them.

[Jacob @AndThatsBB]

I miss old lineup construction:
1. Fastest player
2. Bat control guy (he sucks)
3. Best all-around hitter
4. Best power hitter
5. Lumbering power or bust hitter
6. High-OBP guy who leads off now
7. Bad switch hitter
8. Catcher
9. Gold Glove defender (-5 DRS, can't hit)

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

Hockey. All about the hugs

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

The feeling you have at this exact moment can’t be described.

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

Watching Celtics be like:
Missed three
Missed three
Missed three
Timeout
DraftKings Commercial
Missed three
Missed three
Missed three
Offensive rebound
Foul, two free throws

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

log(😅) =💧log(😄)

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

Media will show you a video of a women being shot in the face and tell you to agree with it

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

@AmazonMGMStudio I really don’t care. Do you?

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

Told my girlfriend I played Left Guard in high school. She said “O so you played defensive on the offensive.” I didn’t know where to begin to unpack that sentence

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

Octopi is not the plural of Octopus

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

@AppleTV the broadcast for the Redsox: what’s the score? Who’s on base? You got a scoreboard on your broadcast or nah?

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

The @redsox make it hard to be a fan @nesn360

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

@KameronBennett But then just order it and stream from home

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

@tmorello Magadeath

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

@AIIThingsWolves The guy in the red was just tryna watch the game 😂

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

Lobster is overrated.

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

@geoffnew10 @LibertyCappy You seem slow

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

Kombucha

[Andrew Edson @EdcoGlobal]

Where am I?

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

I don't know what they've got in these performance enhancers, but I'm feeling pretty jacked up.

Try it yourselves, folks.

See you in a bit: https://t.co/vD3mL9slj1