Em

I’d had a very calm day until now

[Em @Efthompson]

Nothing prepared me for the amount of washing living with a man would bring

[Em @Efthompson]

It’s actually quite dangerous the amount of Tupperware we have in our house

[Em @Efthompson]

I wish my weekly screen time round up would specify how much time I’ve spent on the Dogs Trust Rehoming page, cause it’s a lot

[Em @Efthompson]

@sharris95 @MagdalenaBay Was literally just planning on where I’m gonna get some prosciutto for lunch

[Em @Efthompson]

@FirthMatt1 Never gonna let that go are you babes x

[Em @Efthompson]

For 14 years I’ve thought this scene in Love Actually said ‘gay as a meatball’, I have today learnt after quoting it to my boss, it is ‘gay as a maypole’

[Em @Efthompson]

On the phone to Erin and as she left the shop she actually just said ‘have a good new year’ to the cashier

[Em @Efthompson]

I stand by the fact that the biggest fashion faux pas of the 21st century was bringing back these

[Em @Efthompson]

@NoContextBrits @FirthMatt1

[Em @Efthompson]

Someone tell me why Matt and I were up until 1:30am watching Mighty Morphin Power Rangers when we both had work first thing?????

[Em @Efthompson]

Adult friendships be like

[Em @Efthompson]

Has to be said, not having a single spot through my teens and developing acne at 24 is not ideal

[Em @Efthompson]

@LilyyyyE I could hear this in the exact accent

[Zoe McGlade @ZoeMcglade]

I’m SICK TO DEATH of putting petrol in my car

[Em @Efthompson]

@LilyyyyE What exact date

[Em @Efthompson]

@bearshape7 Why do you have one then? X

[Em @Efthompson]

@LilyyyyE They are bloody delicious

[Lily @LilyyyyE]

I hate to say it but I’m ready for Christmas

[Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow]

Thoughts and prayers to Gina’s husband who has to stare down the fact that the ‘other man’ is a guy who definitely wore his school uniform voluntarily on non-uniform day