Itty Bitty Titty Boyfriend

Aaron | ♈ | 28 | Welcome to Shitpost Central | Art blog is @ArtboyAaron

[Itty Bitty Titty Boyfriend @EggboyAaron]

Hi friends long time no see! I've grown distant from this platform in recent years but I think I may come back. My mental health is a lot better than it was and I feel like I'm more readily prepared to face the horrors that social media brings. Also I miss the memes.

[Itty Bitty Titty Boyfriend @EggboyAaron]

Not me apologizing to my professor for missing an assignment and turning it in late 🙃

[Itty Bitty Titty Boyfriend @EggboyAaron]

Just looked at myself in this webcam and i can see visible signs of aging in my face why do i look like my dad

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

plans for today

[zeze឵឵឵឵ @ziblunt]

i have a chronic case of "guy who nobody invited" syndrome. it's a disease where u cud give me a handwritten invitation with flowers on it and I'd still feel like an intruder

[Itty Bitty Titty Boyfriend @EggboyAaron]

@fuitsnack Taking. Did not cause me to be hyper skinny or horny

[Itty Bitty Titty Boyfriend @EggboyAaron]

This is how i feel right now

[ER!S @bstract_thot]

one day i referenced this meme thinking it was well known & not only is it not known at all, it's also impossible to describe to a search engine. thought maybe i'd dreamed it. now a rich vein of pinterest has brought it back into my life but i've forgotten who i was to show it to

[Itty Bitty Titty Boyfriend @EggboyAaron]

Want to post something absolutely horrid but i work for the state 🥲

[Itty Bitty Titty Boyfriend @EggboyAaron]

@wolfboynai Preach

[Itty Bitty Titty Boyfriend @EggboyAaron]

@wolfboynai Yes!!!!!

[zayden @pemilo123]

Turns out if you're a gifted kid who can mask well, they let you white knuckle undiagnosed ADHD & autism until your entire life falls apart

[topical fuck storm 𓅃 @frank81832264]

We should add THC and adderall to it and create the Fifth Loko

[He Don't 🦭 @He__Dont]

It is cheaper to buy vegetables here

[Itty Bitty Titty Boyfriend @EggboyAaron]

@Kristosavage2 I say pebbled, personally. I forget where I heard it but it's stuck with me since

[Itty Bitty Titty Boyfriend @EggboyAaron]

Why is the guy next to me on the phone arguing with a customer service robot........sir, we are at the bar in a Round1