Danielle

26 🏳️‍🌈 she/her

[Danielle @EhhSchwalm]

Me: Yeah the chicken nuggets in the dining hall were surprisingly good today

Umass Amherst Student: That's nice. Today we had a three course lobster tail dinner and a wine sampling. Monkeys in tuxedos brought the food out. A small orchestra played nearby. Everyone cried.

[Boston Fleet @PWHL_Boston]

Our captain 🫡

[PWHL @thepwhlofficial]

It's Knight time, Boston! 😎

Captain Hilary Knight scores her first PWHL goal to win the game in OT!

[Danielle @EhhSchwalm]

@NoahKahan Rising up, where we going?

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

GERD gang rise up

[jay 🇵🇸 @_WildeAtHeart]

I finally watched this movie, and I had no idea that this tumblr post wasn’t exaggerating. Like these are basically the lyrics.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

I now recognize that this is a Dunkin’ Donuts joke but at first glance I thought they were implying all lesbians live in Massachusetts, which is true

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

Listen, I’m no expert, but this sounds like a big fucking deal

[Danielle @EhhSchwalm]

@nj_mcdermott Mac and cheese was good on like the third day! Before that, I’m pretty sure i lived off of broccoli cheddar soup and mashed potatoes. Also pudding. Care wise, idk what medicines work best for u but no ice pack works as well as a frozen bag of corn so buy several to alternate

[Danielle @EhhSchwalm]

@falloutboy I LOVE YOU

[trevor 💕 @ditz_carlton]

#BREAKING: Lesbian Governor of Massachusetts, Maura Healey, enacts strict “don’t say straight” ban effective June 1st. The executive order enacts criminal penalties for anyone promoting or discussing heterosexuality in Massachusetts during Pride Month.

[Danielle @EhhSchwalm]

Look at this striking portrait one of my students drew of me ❤️ my likeness is so uncanny. He truly captured my radiance and beauty 💙

[Danielle @EhhSchwalm]

@plantonio_ LMAO no king i would have told u

[Danielle @EhhSchwalm]

Just remembered a time in elementary school when I literally watched a boy drool an obscene amount onto his paper, felt too awkward to tell him, and proceeded to watch as he blamed everyone around him for spitting on his classwork

[Danielle @EhhSchwalm]

@NoahKahan Are you mad at me

[Danielle @EhhSchwalm]

Every day i am so tired

[Danielle @EhhSchwalm]

Now that I think of it, im almost certain my sixth graders wouldnt know what VSCO is if I asked. What do we think the age threshold is on that?

[Danielle @EhhSchwalm]

@falloutboy Could kiss u

[democracy diva @democracydiva]

I will not rest until the entire internet knows that 94-year-old living legend James Hong wore googly eyes on his bow tie #Oscars

[Peter Kalmus @ClimateHuman]

Taking us precisely, diametrically, in the opposite direction we need to go to keep Earth livable.
https://t.co/QyD5P7TwUt

[Danielle @EhhSchwalm]

@danielhowell Damn thats so sad…alexa play content by bo burnham