Eileen Cella

I'd like to be here for both a good time and a long time.

[chase @_chase_____]

middle names are so funny. it’s like ok what if we gave this baby a second worse name that’s a little bit of a secret ?? and it kind of has to be marie

[Eileen Cella @EileenCella]

Does anyone know if science is studying the brains of people who take calls while actively using the public bathroom at work? Would love to donate to this amazing cause & figure out what is wrong with them!

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

You already knew what "classless" was about before clicking on the Twitter trend, didn't you?

Be Best.

[Ben Wexler @mrbenwexler]

2020: I’m the weirdest year ever!

2021: Can I interest you in three presidents by the end of January

[Eileen Cella @EileenCella]

Do you ever put something on your "to do list" that you've already done just to cross it off? Feels so good!

#CoupAtTheCapitol

[Eileen Cella @EileenCella]

@TwitterSafety @realDonaldTrump #deletehisaccount

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

Just delete his account. You seem to have no problem deleting accounts who call out that terrorist.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

This election is very simple: Trump is counting on us to be fucking morons. Biden is counting on us to just not be fucking morons.

[Eileen Cella @EileenCella]

I am crying laughing. Thanks to @kevincella for this

[Mike Hanford @MikeHanford]

Definitely got in my head a little bit on this self tape audish.
#actorslife

[Eileen Cella @EileenCella]

Wow, PMS during election season when you find out ICE detention centers are performing non-consensual hysterectomies just hits different, huh? #AbolishICE #DumpTrumperdinck

[Eileen Cella @EileenCella]

Tried to type “don’t mind me” and it autocorrected to “don’t mind men” and for once Siri got it right.

[Eileen Cella @EileenCella]

Today I am thankful that, of all the times I could’ve been alive, I am alive to see @JimGaffigan popping the absolute fuck off at @realDonaldTrump. #TeamJim

[David Litt @davidlitt]

More Americans died from coronavirus during the Republican Convention than died on 9/11.

[Reni Ellis, MPH @ReniEllis]

There @NYTNational, I fixed it for you.

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

Last year at a party a writer I respect called my pregnant stomach a “career ender” and now I’m the head writer of a show I sold to a major network and yesterday I signed the deal paying me to write a movie based on the book I finished 5 weeks postpartum so DO YOU LIKE APPLES?

[Eileen Cella @EileenCella]

Thinking of sending a follow up email to all the companies who haven't responded to my job app just saying "...r u mad @ me?"

[Eileen Cella @EileenCella]

Just to be safe, I will be emotionally distancing myself from you all as well. #COVID19 #SocialDistancing