El Guapo

Owner of a T-14 Hyperdrive

[El Guapo @ElGuapoNo]

Ladd McConkey to the @chargers at #37 please.

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Why isn't Marcus Camby guarding Wemby?

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@BarstoolBigCat Still eligible for the 5 point comeback at -150

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@_willcompton Fake watching TV to nap form is elite here

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Even crazier when you see these people out in groups.

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Sick day from work and am shocked at the number of people in parks, supermarkets, high streets. Most not elderly.

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@DaMidgetZimbo Yes. In soccer terms it's "Kate IN. Zah OUT."

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@TimWarrenTrades What if you have two moms?

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@emilyellis77 emilYELLis

"Suck it, bitch" always hits too nice work

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@StoolAfterDark Zah IN

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@SS_strength How is it GOATed when it constricts your blood vessels?

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@GamecockWill69 Where is "Working 5 hours but getting paid for 10"

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@barstoolsports @BarstoolBigCat Sound like @k_ranada89 & @itsjohnny33 on the couch watching the game

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@hannahcmontoya Big homie is 4 star

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@Philly_Mays BLT w/cheese question I've never agreed with you more. What about this;

Group togo order, you and another person order the same thing but 1 order is incorrect. Do you fight for the correct order or do you offer to eat the incorrect order?

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@notthefakeSVP Remember in Grease when Crater Face said "the rules are there ain't no rules!" ? No difference

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@BreidenFehoko Periods and commas my guy

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Shoutout @Delta you the best. I don't love my own brother as much as I love Delta.

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@anactualwalnut People dedicate too much of their life to their job. Those people project onto others who refuse to follow the same path. They can "never call in sick for 25 years" and enjoy their 25 year award that doubles as a boat anchor.

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@ClayTravis Which President had their name printed on the first $1,200 Covid stimulus checks that helped inflation get to 9.1%?

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@BarstoolBigCat Please buy a crank for the office

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@GamecockWill69 At the end of the day the days got to end.