Kristofer Norman

Two roads diverged in a wood and I was like, why am I in the woods?- Robert Frost (I think)

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@DaveRamsey Photosynthesis

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@JeremyClarkson Why don’t you just open up a food truck that sells food from you and the neighbor farmers? Can’t be a restaurant if it’s parked on your front lawn every night.

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@TimAndrewsHere That guy goes by something very different over at the lounge.

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Listening to yesterday’s show, @TimAndrewsHere connors you fool, Dr. Curtis Connors.

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He also goes by Miss Lizardo in south Atlanta.

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@wsbradio Look at Dave getting spicy on the show today!!! HAHAHA

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@MrJamesMay May have been Clarkson walking one of his gaggle of sheep.

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@DrBiden @GwinnettGov anything else I should add here?

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@DrBiden Yeahhhhh for the state of GA; 1 I'll believe that when I see it, 2 you've got to not only get through Ol' Shotgun Goofball we have for governor, but 3 you have to get through the county reps who are totally cool with making openly racist and job threats while literally on TV.

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Was thinking today I should learn astrology and write horoscopes, but put them in normal terms. So instead of "due to retrograde in Mercury's orbit, blah blah, difficult tasks...", I write, "stay sober this week. Shit is going to go sideways and you're going to need your wits."

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@WoodWhisperer @amazonfiretv Amazon NEEDS a home fix-it and or woodcraft show!!!!

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If I decide to drive myself to the trophy store, design, and purchase my own participation trophy, I'd say I've both earned it and helped a small business in the process thereby doing my part for my self-esteem and the economy. Your move @TimElmore

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We are raising a generation of kids who are used to receiving recognition for participating.

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Larry King is still alive?

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@djjazzyjeff215

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@Jalopnik Trunk monkey found out what unionized labor was and left my Rav for better working conditions in a newer Santa Fe.

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@TimAndrewsHere @bob_malak Gotta have good make up for that head shot of you looking at hungry scared children.

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@TimAndrewsHere @AOC “Umm yah whatever I mean whatever, like”

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@taslimanasreen

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@HuffPost 24 of them involved Ronald McDonald asking women if they wanted to see the reason why he wears such big shoes.

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State of Georgia: “Wow we’ve really put ourselves in a bad press situation here. Wish we had a distraction right now.”

State of Alabama: “Say no more fam!”