El Arntson

I used to tell jokes for money. Now I'm a psych nurse, so I push drugs and stab people for money. Somehow, this makes me more respectable.

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@NFL announcers on @Nickelodeon probably: “That touchdown was sweet! Sweet like candy. You kids like candy? I have candy in the van I think! Let’s check with the van to find out.” #NFLTwitter #Rams #Broncos

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

Watching @NFL on @Nickelodeon and there is no way these announcers should be speaking to kids. There is a real creepy “well now we’ve met so I’m not a stranger anymore” thing going on.

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@benshapiro Learn to arouse your wife.

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@BallySports You sell easy access to content that is available for free. You have made it expensive and not easy. That’s why you are going bankrupt. Stealing from Sinclair is a pleasure.

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@laurenboebert Good god. Watching you try to use logic would be an indictment of a high school education… ya know if you had one. You should have stayed in school instead of marrying the sex offender.

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@drscottjensen Endorsed by the official paper of both Rocks and Cows? Oh my. I changed my mind you may only lose by... 9 points,

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@tedcruz @marklevinshow Does it have pictures so the people dumb enough to vote for you can follow along?

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@laurenboebert Too many idiots in this country barely read cause they were too busy sleeping with a married sex offender instead of finishing high school. AmIRight?

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@AMcCarthyNY Red States

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@RepMTG And you lay with your fitness guru. Anything else?

[Jed Meshew II @JedKMeshew]

Dillashaw getting injured, not disclosing it and resulting in a pointless title fight that also resulted in Jose Aldo not getting one last chance is honestly way more annoying than him popping for drugs. Boo this man. #UFC280

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@mikepompeo National security starts with free and fair elections. It STARTS with not supporting fascists. Not for a while, not to try to moderate their behavior, not giving weak answers about whether they are in fact fascists. We can always build more and better weapons.

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@FoxNews Excited to see the Rally at Leavenworth

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@laurenboebert Always a good day to remind everyone that you are married to a man who whipped out his dick at a bowling alley to show it to underage girls (he pled guilty). He was married with children at the time and you were there (and also underage) but "didn't see it". #FamilyValues

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@drscottjensen You spreading misinformation as a doctor killed more people than any "criminal" in the entire state. You shouldn't be governor and you shouldn't be a doctor. Leave the profession and leave the state.

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@drscottjensen Does this garbage really sell with Rocks and Cows people? I guess I have more respect for them than you do. I see you losing by 10 points in the general. Most people don't want to see mass death. And lets not forget that MN has the lowest unemployment rate in 50 years.

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@tedcruz Sounds like some excellent beach reading. Probably time to go to Cancun again to make some sales.

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@PetrYanUFC Wrong side of TWO bad decisions in a row. Respect to @SugaSeanMMA he is better than I thought he was, but he didn't win that fight.

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@laurenboebert We need to fuck our way to power. Send some sugar babies to get things done. What are you up to?

[El Arntson @Elarntson]

@GOP You guys are adorable. I wouldn’t even mind if my blue state and blue county dollars weren’t paying the bills.