Elder

dont do that

[Elder @ElderSchaefer]

@march_mazness @Perrywinkle1267 the thing where people vote for the best 15 (5) players in the league every year? yyyeah i’d say so, actually #hottake

[Elder @ElderSchaefer]

@march_mazness @Perrywinkle1267 bet he didn’t make as many first team all nbas as luka already has

[Elder @ElderSchaefer]

@DietBeginsMon @march_mazness @TimGarrisonMN hilariously silent about randles fourth q

[Elder @ElderSchaefer]

@Perrywinkle1267 merry xmas to all

[adidas Basketball @adidasHoops]

sANTa is coming through.

Shop XMas Anthony Edwards 2 now: https://t.co/jEcddUMlGI

[SleeperVikings @SleeperVikings]

@SleeperTWolves @WorldWideWob @SleeperSpurs

[Elder @ElderSchaefer]

@Sedano are you not aware of the minnesota vikings?

[Elder @ElderSchaefer]

@Perrywinkle1267 randle upset some wolves “fans” tonight

[Elder @ElderSchaefer]

@ZachLowe_NBA @jkylemann splash brothers
slash brothers

speed?

flash brothers

[Dane Mizutani @DaneMizutani]

You might know JC Stroebel as the Naz Reid tattoo guy. He's so much more than that.

If able please consider helping him and his family as they navigate this incredibly tough situation.

[Alex Jacquez @AlexSJacquez]

This is huge.

Following @Groundwork’s blockbuster report with @ConsumerReports and @MorePerfectUS, Instacart has **ended** all item pricing experiments on its platform.

Big win for consumers.

[Wolves Enjoyer @john_chuck]

Mayo Clinic has expedited my care and I’m scheduled for brain surgery on Dec. 30th, with chemo and radiation to follow. I’m kinda at a loss for words, but I know we’re gonna fight this and win. My family could really use help rn. Love you all so much💚

https://t.co/p5gxMZAYxl

[Crunch Wears No Pants - A Wolves Pod @NoPantsCrunch]

lmao no way man

[Elder @ElderSchaefer]

this is obviously correct. if you don’t want to do it, that’s totally fine; but this is an easy “check your fandom in the mirror” situation

[Tim Garrison @TimGarrisonMN]

@DietBeginsMon I am a massive Jaden McDaniels fan, but we’re not acquiring Giannis without him being in the deal. Otherwise every structure I come up with just flat out feels homerish.

[Chris Hine @ChristopherHine]

@ElderSchaefer Anywhere you want to buy it is fine! I’m still a ways away from actually earning royalties on it though: https://t.co/pYy0HdI0mi

[Elder @ElderSchaefer]

how can i buy the 🐜 book in the way that gets @ChristopherHine the most possible money?

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

Caleb Hearon on AI: "T hey're in the process right now of manufacturing consent for this technology and when they come and offer people with cool platforms or audiences or whatever, and they offer you an outsized amount of money, which they are, all of them, they offer you hundreds of thousands of dollars to do an ad deal for them, they are doing that because they need your help to manufacture consent for this."

[Wesley Steinberg @WesSteinberg]

#Giants DE Abdul Carter will miss the first drive tonight for disciplinary reasons after getting caught watching porn in a team meeting when his headphones disconnected.

[Elder @ElderSchaefer]

@Perrywinkle1267 (e.g. i think now that i’ve realized *why* reading our fellow fans’ tweets across sports is upsetting and not uplifting, i can log off in peace)

you’re the only person i care about knowing i’m leaving 🫡 see you at old man ball irl, my friend

[Elder @ElderSchaefer]

@Perrywinkle1267 i’m throwing stones in a glass house of toxic fandom (albeit not this particular brand) but i think putting a name on the preponderance of this within wolves twitter is what will release me from this prison