Crofty

Sufferer of FOMO and the overuse of abbreviations

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

My dad calling his butcher to complain about the width of his bacon slices is my favourite part of today #postxmas

[BBC Radio 4 Today @BBCr4today]

"One of the cards... Boris Johnson didn't hold up was the one saying "Because at Christmas you tell the truth"

Actor Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh, who wants people to vote tactically against Brexit, gives his view of the PM's version of the famous Love Actually cards scene

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

@SkyHelpTeam @DarrenClewes Certainly problem in SW London. Why do you not release public service updates instead of DM’ing everyone. Would appreciate more transparency. Have logged into WiFi check on personal account and claims all well. Not correct.

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

@AustinTalent_ @BritishComedy @SteveChortle I love you ❤️

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

Finally recovered my Twitter. Hi Twitter world 👋🏻

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

I feel like I have see this years #shipwrecked before @E4Tweets Spoiler: It doesn’t end well! 🐚#ralphVjack #harryVtom #tigersVsharks #LOTF

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

My Friday night was in safe hands with @AlexEdelman at Soho Theatre. Go see him perform anything, anywhere; it will be 👍🏻 #chelseagotme

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

Thank the lord for the #kardashians and their online beef just for the fact it reminded me of this absolute banger https://t.co/B1CDhxMe82

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

Mum “Darling shall we watch another episode of sons of ALBERLY”... 😂 #somsofanarchy #theaddictionisreal #prayformymum

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

Really commend the #flinttown docuseries for its illustration of the events and their ramifications. Great sequencing of personal and news.

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

Yeah getting to work is stressful in this weather... but when part of your job is to get others to work.... 😩😩😩 #latenighthlindas

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

Most random instagram story of tonight goes to @Els_long @Spreullie @areyoushaw @laurajane2507 #whatanearth #pidgealert #missyouguys

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

@IanPatrickRoe anything I can do let me know xxxx

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

My life consists of the office cleaner hoovering around me most nights. So depressed; please someone send help in the form of a life 😂

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

Anyone who has @IanPatrickRoe in their life is already living the dream, so please can everyone help make his dream come true too 🧡💛💜 https://t.co/qMcS1MBfjY

[Ian Roe @thisisianroe]

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[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

I am surrounded by THE fittest women 😍😍#datsmybestfriend #hifriend #myvalentinesdate https://t.co/fkpgOEhDqt

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

When everyone leaves, I’m totally putting this on at work #latenights #scarethecleaner

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

I’ve told her before, but I love my aunty’s songs. This one is giving me weekend life right now #nostalgia 📻https://t.co/Rplu2TOuXO

[Crofty @Elena_Croft]

@SBCranford Stephen bless you!! You too! x