Elenya Lewis

Writer/reader/reviewer of erotica: *on hold*. Maker of monkeys, thinker of thoughts. Often NSFW. Writing my life at The Timeline, find through my website.

[Elenya Lewis @ElenyaLewis]

I found my vargas dress. Don't think I'll be wearing any pants to my work Christmas party.

[Jeffrey Wright 🥜 @jfreewright]

May the election of Trump bring forth the fiercest, smartest, toughest generation of ass-kicking women this country could possibly imagine.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

"To all the little girls watching...never doubt that you are valuable and powerful & deserving of every chance & opportunity in the world."

[Mrs Matthew Hopkins @MrsMattHopkins]

Thysse Pokeymanne Begone gayme art funne! I hath caught three jyzzpuffynnes and a tyttyeweafel.

[Elenya Lewis @ElenyaLewis]

Hostgator have refunded me the money I paid them to renew my domain because it's no longer registered to them. Gee, thanks.

[Elenya Lewis @ElenyaLewis]

My website has gone. Domain name now belongs to someone else. Currently trying to work out who fucked this up, me or hostgator.

[Elenya Lewis @ElenyaLewis]

@MrRopeandHat I tell mrropeandhat that I've been thinking in present tense in my head lately, but I don't know if people like reading it.

[Elenya Lewis @ElenyaLewis]

Is it ever okay to write in first person?

[Elenya Lewis @ElenyaLewis]

@spacecheetos I agree completely!

[All Things Kink @AllThingsKink]

Ensure that your life stays in flux

[Elenya Lewis @ElenyaLewis]

I just want to be fucked til I cry. Is that so much to ask?

[Elenya Lewis @ElenyaLewis]

Today's Hold Ups are new and purchased from Asda. I'm packing a spare pair of verified decent ones, just in case...

[Elenya Lewis @ElenyaLewis]

@itsnowthen No, they're awful. I could only find two manufacturers of women's workwear full stop and this style is called "tomboy."

[Elenya Lewis @ElenyaLewis]

@itsnowthen Alas, today I am in my full on dirty work gear - I did wear hold ups under my trousers once but I nearly boiled to death.

[Elenya Lewis @ElenyaLewis]

@itsnowthen One of them is - he thinks it's hilarious.

[Elenya Lewis @ElenyaLewis]

@itsnowthen I'm an engineer - I work in an office full of blokes. I'm ebil. ;-)

[Elenya Lewis @ElenyaLewis]

@itsnowthen Not in general, but I have a generous ass that pulls the back of any dress up when I sit....

[Elenya Lewis @ElenyaLewis]

@itsnowthen It's a constant battle not to flash my tops anyway. ;-)

[Elenya Lewis @ElenyaLewis]

@byronlarrington No, they held up very well! But I think everyone in the park saw my tops at least once!