Elisse Thompson

Schemer. Dreamer. Writer. Dramatist. Wannabe comedienne. Christian flower child. Toy poodle mom. Good at sarcastic quips. Bourbon & ginger aficionado.

[Elisse Thompson @ElisseThompson]

@rcollingsworth Thank you so much for this. As a perpetually single woman in her 30s, this is all just so very true. 💜

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Wallace when the camera isn't on him

[Andrew Devendorf, PhD @AndrewDevendorf]

In 2017 my brother went missing for 6 weeks and we learned he died by suicide. It's hard to express with words how much this experience changed me. I tried to document my story below to start a conversation about #suicide

https://t.co/qrdn9EuhDu

[Elisse Thompson @ElisseThompson]

@BrentMorin You were hilarious tonight! Thanks for coming to Raleigh. I’m such a huge fan from your Undateable days & it was awesome to see you live!

[Elisse Thompson @ElisseThompson]

@DanPuzey Happy 40th!

[Elisse Thompson @ElisseThompson]

@SimpliSafe No worries - it's already been taken care of. Thank you

[Elisse Thompson @ElisseThompson]

@SimpliSafe I got 1 reply from Dave asking for my order # which I gave promptly but got no response. Also no shipment info. Please help!

[Elisse Thompson @ElisseThompson]

@SimpliSafe I ordered a home system two nights ago. The confirmation page did not load, & have been waiting on customer service for a reply.

[John Rampton @johnrampton]

"The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains. The superior teacher demonstrates. The great teacher inspires." William Arthur Ward

[Elisse Thompson @ElisseThompson]

@gnocchiandtea I'll check it out tonight!

[Elisse Thompson @ElisseThompson]

@gnocchiandtea *hugs*

[Elisse Thompson @ElisseThompson]

@gnocchiandtea wow. Well...I hope they find answers quickly!

[Elisse Thompson @ElisseThompson]

@gnocchiandtea wow. Is there anything to be done?

[Elisse Thompson @ElisseThompson]

@gnocchiandtea I wish I did! I love Pilates but not yoga. I didn't know you had chronic fatigue :(

[Elisse Thompson @ElisseThompson]

@gnocchiandtea Maybe bc yoga sucks? I do Body Pump all the time but I pulled a muscle last time I did yoga. Ugh.

[Elisse Thompson @ElisseThompson]

Hey @pandoramusic, I'm single. I'm not "experiencing a high risk pregnancy" - but thanks for reminding me that I'm at that age w/ the ads.

[Elisse Thompson @ElisseThompson]

@cristela9 Just finished Lower Classy! Hilarious and touching. It's so wonderful to see you again! You're my inspiration.

[Elisse Thompson @ElisseThompson]

@cristela9 Watching your Netflix special now - it's amazing! You're hilarious! So glad to see you :)

[President Obama @POTUS44]

Thank you for everything. My last ask is the same as my first. I'm asking you to believe—not in my ability to create change, but in yours.

[Elisse Thompson @ElisseThompson]

@CraigyFerg Wait...you're a vegan?!