Eliza Anthony

Dancer/singer/actor/writer. A little bit off in an on sort of way.

[Eliza Anthony @Eliza_Anthony]

Thanks for a great night @danielhowell 🧡

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Sex with me is like a fishbowl; you feel very observed #improvsanscontext #shouldasaid @ImprovNiagara

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Sex with me is like a blender; my parents definitely know how to use it but they never taught me #improvsanscontext @ImprovNiagara

[Eliza Anthony @Eliza_Anthony]

Don’t go in there, there’s claustrophobia in there #improvsanscontext @ImprovNiagara

[Eliza Anthony @Eliza_Anthony]

I have tuberculosis #improvsanscontext @ImprovNiagara

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I can’t believe I came to the only subway with the revolutionary - wait no what’s that revolution?? - industrial revolution era people!! #improvsanscontext @ImprovNiagara

[Eliza Anthony @Eliza_Anthony]

Bruh-DUHS 🥺 #improvsanscontext @ImprovNiagara

[Eliza Anthony @Eliza_Anthony]

Im sorry for putting you in the spot like that #improvsanscontext @ImprovNiagara

[Eliza Anthony @Eliza_Anthony]

I’m discombobulated!! #improvsanscontext @ImprovNiagara

[Eliza Anthony @Eliza_Anthony]

Carp #improvsanscontext @ImprovNiagara

[Eliza Anthony @Eliza_Anthony]

I’m so glad you married that lady from inspector gadget #improvsanscontext @ImprovNiagara

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I’m afraid to drop the baby! #improvsanscontext @ImprovNiagara

[Kids Write Jokes @KidsWriteJokes]

What do you call a boy goose?

Sir

[Eliza Anthony @Eliza_Anthony]

@hankgreen Hank, I don’t think this is very kind 😕 good framing is designed to not draw attention to itself, so unless it’s your job to pay attention to that kind of thing, that’s not what most people are looking at when they watch content, no matter who they are

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For every festive dog pic in the replies, we will donate $1 to @bestfriends Animal Society (up to 30,000)

We’re able to give back this season thanks to our partnership with @Trupanion. Let’s see those holiday pups ❤️

[Eliza Anthony @Eliza_Anthony]

@adriearsenault @CBCNews If you want to be technical I think it would be Second Gentleman. “Lady” doesn’t merely denote gender, it’s an honorific that communicates a very particular social status. But Second Man is cute

[Eliza Anthony @Eliza_Anthony]

@hankgreen If you want to be technical I think it would be Second Gentleman. “Lady” doesn’t merely denote gender, it’s an honorific that communicates a very particular social status. But Second Man is cute

[Eliza Anthony @Eliza_Anthony]

@emkfit weird request but can you do like... a vintage hiit hop? With swing music and stuff. Because I would love that. Anyway love your videos!

[Eliza Anthony @Eliza_Anthony]

@KaibeginsKiss @dawnmallette37 @KRKovacich @brodijayne @saruuhkelsey @madiofthelamp @pizza_goth @kegelwoman Honestly didn’t even realize. Thanks for the reminder

[Daniel Howell @danielhowell]

the concept of sex is one of j.k. rowling’s horcruxes don’t let her fool you