Elizabeth Paulson

Writer, wit, mom. BC and NUIG grad. Co-publisher of Two Shrews Press. Currently Having It All in GB, WI.

[Elizabeth Paulson @ElizabethHazel]

@TMLutas @Hippygrl @RoArquette Correct! I do not.

[Elizabeth Paulson @ElizabethHazel]

@_L1vY_ @jeannakadlec Oh no. I’ve definitely tried to curse my ex before. Can you undo the intention when you learn that curses come back 3-fold? 😬 Withdrawing support would have been better.

[Elizabeth Paulson @ElizabethHazel]

@Silverhair4Real @MittRomney She’s “anxious” and no doubt “emotional” and altogether probably just a “nervous wreck” of a shattered old woman. That was an intentional use of “anxious” and an artless handling of an underhanded remark. Hire better writers, Senator.

[Divorcist @divorcist]

No matter who you are or what your background, there are some universal truths when it comes to divorce. Check out our review of @jeannakadlec’s HERETIC, on sale now! https://t.co/fazKaEbbCP

[Elizabeth Paulson @ElizabethHazel]

@rgay A book that will break your heart: https://t.co/rQuB40b4kD

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@world_on_a_wire I love the “why not?” If more people asked themselves that and were able to be a little more compassionate, how much better we’d all be.

[Elizabeth Paulson @ElizabethHazel]

@AmazonHelp @topha333 Same ⬆️

[Elizabeth Paulson @ElizabethHazel]

@LMDemro Check out https://t.co/MzyQJhhSRB

[womenwriters @WomenWriters]

“The Yellow Toothbrush” Kathryn Gahl (Two Shrews Press) – book review https://t.co/w99gzNuqeJ @kathryngahl

[Brett Cross @BCross052422]

We need bodies here people. They are putting up gates. Our school gates aren’t even finished. Either our tax dollars are paying for this, or those donations are, and that is fucked. We need to flood this motherfucker.

[Elizabeth Paulson @ElizabethHazel]

@miglehu @ericasmyname https://t.co/G2O6cBVdvA

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

This is HILARIOUS!

Republican Jesus is the funniest thing you will see on this site ALL DAY. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Elizabeth Paulson @ElizabethHazel]

@MayorGenrich @natalie_eilbert I’m so glad! You’ve got my support!

[Elizabeth Paulson @ElizabethHazel]

@LizerReal We don’t have to live like this and our kids sure as hell don’t have to die like this. Fuck the NRA.

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The Don’t Worry Darling scandal explained in football.

[👩🏾‍🦱Essence👩🏾‍🦱 @chocolatemocha]

@moorehn And for you sports fans…

[Elizabeth Paulson @ElizabethHazel]

Lukewarm take: @xNestorio and @09sharkboy are the same person. Prove me wrong, boys. Can’t outsmart a mom who is so very over this. Or maybe you can. Just. So. Tired.

[Elizabeth Paulson @ElizabethHazel]

@dojballhamp @melissavcomedy I absolutely CRIED watching this. It will never not be one of the funniest things ever on SNL. @melissavcomedy thank you for the laughs!!!

[Brett Cross @BCross052422]

I just saw a video of governor Abbott talking about why we can’t raise the age to 21 to buy the gun that an 18 year old piece of shit killed my son with. Behind him there were parents holding up signs that said “parents matter”. But the Uvalde parents don’t matter to him.

[Elizabeth Paulson @ElizabethHazel]

First day of school look: @MrBeast 100 mil!