Elizabeth.M

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

@DCI_Kenya *...neck breaking speed* mkubwa. 😏 Anyway, wacha nimalizie none umepata marks ngapi leo kwa hii composition yako

[Safaricom PLC @SafaricomPLC]

Customer Notice: Planned M-PESA Maintenance

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

Right?

[flo @writing_flo]

Not surprised that Janet Mbugua is the one trending and not the violent ex-husband Ndichu and his equally violent twin brother

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

Mtu mimas mwenye akili timamu at snatchiwa aje? She walked away

[Dain@0scar @Dain0scar1]

@DrAlfredMutua 🤣🤣 the only statement you can issue and it's on public domain is about Juliani snatching ur soulmate..hii siasa achia King of politics William samoi Ruto and king of opposition Tinga.

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

Then why are we in debt to our 4th generations? 🤔😒

[Nation Breaking News @NationBreaking]

KRA COLLECTS Sh476.646bn, surpassing FY 2021-2022 Quarter One revenue target by 14.992bn, KRA boss Githii Mburu announces.

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

@rejoice_i @PhilMphela @DStv She needs to go so that Cross can rest abeg #BBNaija

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

.@DCI_Kenya this Edgar Obare story should not slide at all 🤔

[EDGAR @edgarwabwire_]

I never believed the Edgar Obare’s wash wash exposé was true but now I do. Why harass his brother, His family? Where is the DCI? Why are they Quiet? Are they part of the business? So many unanswered questions!

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

@CisNyakundi Not going to church is not the solution, the pastors should stop allowing the politicians on pulpits

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

@justrioba @DCI_Kenya 😂😂😂 they're busy sleeping on their job 🥴

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

This page gets weirder by the minute 😒

[Eric @amerix]

Women,

Be superstitious,

Go to a witch doctor to buy waist beads to “tie him”,

Sieve his tea with your dirty panty,

Add some small urine in his soup,

He will go nowhere.

You are now the dog, he is the tail.

Wag him the much you want.

WE ARE TRASH

#MasculinitySaturday

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

Super spreaders 😷

[William Samoei Ruto, PhD @WilliamsRuto]

Joined the residents of Dagoretti North for a Holy Mass at the St. Francis of Assisi Catholic Church, Gatina in Kawangware, Nairobi County and later received greetings from wananchi.

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

@pilot_dereva What's that?

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

@BoombuzzKE That song where she's crying out for help from heaven 😭 and "Hero"

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

@BoombuzzKE @kahushtheartist Mi siwezi was a mad bop yo! @kahushtheartist 🔥🔥🔥

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

Right? Lol

[Pwevo 🎀 @n_phezo]

All these “alpha males” can’t describe their masculinity without bashing women. Pure pick me trash if you ask me 😂🚮🚮🚮

[Eric @amerix]

Men,

What is wrong if she aborts your pregnancy?

There is nothing wrong.

She is being mindful that you don't have enough resources to be a father,

This is a sign of love.

Love her more.

The more she aborts, the more you love.

DON'T BE THIS DESPERATE

#MasculinitySaturday

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

@carylanogwa @EveSam88 🤣🤣🤣

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

@PhoenixProdigal @AokoOtieno_ @MihrThakar I thought so too 🥺😂😂😂

[Elizabeth.M @Elizabeth_M_U]

Weuh, ngumu #SpiceDrive

[Monique Angelyn Bett @moniqueangelyn]

So a judge has denied DMX's fiancé Desiree Lindstrom (who lived with him as a Common Law Wife for more than 8 years and has a son with him) any rights to file or reap any benefits as a legal wife... #SpiceDrive @SpiceFMKE