ellen porteous

Copywriter. Finger guns enthusiast. TikTok: @ellenport3ous

[ellen porteous @EllenPorteous]

One time some fake website said that we have the same attention span as a goldfish and I've been in 6s advertising hell ever since

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I’m not eavesdropping, I’m social listening. There’s a difference.

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@JoeSantagato I ship it

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Commentator: “man, it’s amazing how good these guys are.”

You’re literally watching the SuperBowl

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Me and who

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bf getting a severe nosebleed the same day i get my period? that’s what an ally looks like ladies

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@JoshuaDornan fun fact: you don't have to wait until the long weekend to post one

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Just started #TheGrayMan and I'm getting total enemies to lovers vibes from Lloyd and Six #banterbabes

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@DevinBruun The only thing Bezos is good for: https://t.co/oSHBItke5l

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Me after every meeting

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@darbyclarkee so THIS is what clients mean when they say "personalize the subject line"

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@automanton you let the intrusive thoughts win w this one

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@andrewrizzi Ask the boys to hype you up next time you open a beer!

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D.W. walked so Erica Sinclair could run

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I deleted TikTok off my phone 5 hours ago and I am frothing at the mouth rn

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@love_ae Thank you for your feedback!

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Stranger Things VOL 36: The Strangest of Things

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Just remembered the time someone at my agency asked if "conflict" was going to be a new award show category and I wanted to fling myself off this godforsaken earth

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My entire travel group is American which makes me the mysterious foreign one and I’m LOVING it

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@mikes91 Or the joke is that it’s frozen yogurt

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@mikes91 Dairy King, Dairy Jack, Dairy Ace