Elliott Chappell

Excessive tea drinker.
Most posts fit for reading, but may contain some scenes of extreme silliness.

[Elliott Chappell @Elliottotot]

I love the Coronation Street theme, but it doesn’t lend itself to dramatic cliffhangers. #corriedale

[Elliott Chappell @Elliottotot]

*parp*

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

What a series of the #CelebrityTraitors. Here is my supercut video of all of the best bits.

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Tesco: “£2.99 please.”

Me: “I don’t have a clubcard.”

Tesco:

[Elliott Chappell @Elliottotot]

Here’s a video I think yourself would enjoy.

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

Dicky Betts has died. You probably haven’t heard of him. But he wrote a song called Jessica. And you will DEFINITELY have heard that.

[Elliott Chappell @Elliottotot]

Yep, Sky Cinema Movies have done it again.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Yep, Sky Cinema Movies have done it again.

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

Just turned on BBC News and

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

David Cameron in frontline politics. David Tennant and Catherine Tate in Doctor Who. Girls Aloud in the news.

It's 2010 everyone. It never left us.

[Owen 🌠 @WhovianLife]

2005 2023

#DoctorWho

[dan barker @danbarker]

Possibly the scariest piece of TV ever created:

John Noakes climbing Nelson's column in Trafalgar Square, in flares, with no harness.

It just gets worse and worse.

[dr. alex @miaowlex]

some big dude covered in tattoos smoking a cigar infront of my apartment “hey idk if anyone has ever told you but…. you are phenomenal at parallel parking — I’ve seen you a few times like ‘she ain’t gonna make it’ and then you do, incredible”

[Elliott Chappell @Elliottotot]

I wish more tube drivers would be this honest over the intercom.

[Metro @MetroUK]

Passengers were left understandably confused after a London underground train accidentally pulled into a station that's been abandoned since 1999.

The driver said over the intercom: 'Sorry I have no idea what happened.' 🚇

https://t.co/zHw3evgpWS

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Apart from the hay fever, the constant sweat, the sunburn, the lack of sleep, the wasps, the bug bites, the baking hot car, the 3am sunrise, the non-stop disco from next door’s garden, the yellow lawn, the heat rash, the absence of air con and the complete lack of energy… I’m actually a big fan of Summer.

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

To all those people wanting to take over from Philip Schofield on This Morning: don’t form an orderly queue.

[Elliott Chappell @Elliottotot]

I guess the biggest problem with waking up on the sofa at 4:30 in the morning is trying to get back to sleep with the raucous from the birds outside… though I guess tweeting about it doesn’t exactly help either.

[Elliott Chappell @Elliottotot]

I mean, I’m not entirely how Martha walked through the TARDIS doors without getting a (horizontal) arrow to the face, but amazing detail nonetheless!

[Elliott Chappell @Elliottotot]

Twitter has informed me I’ve been here for 10 years. I remember setting it up in that Café Nero like it was only yesterday… #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Elliott Chappell @Elliottotot]

Another day to celebrate this Mum in a million. Happy Mother’s Day, Mum. Ex
#mothersday #mum https://t.co/30rsE0OIAH

[Andrew Hunter Murray @andrewhunterm]

If I was worried about people comparing me to 1930s Germany, my next move probably wouldn't be to shut down all criticism on the national broadcasting service