Ellis Robinson

Staying on the rails since 1993

[Ellis Robinson @EllisRobinson4]

@LouiseMensch boooooring

[Ellis Robinson @EllisRobinson4]

@tomnaisby awww sly and arnie will look after us x

[Ellis Robinson @EllisRobinson4]

@WBCsigns the fact you're posting it at all. The fact you are pushing these negative views on children. And you're wedding cake is shit.

[george E Z R A @george_ezra]

My family are going to watch Fleetwood Mac tonight, I'm not 😑😔

[RAB FLORENCE @robertflorence]

Morning, beautiful.
#MEME #ME #MEMEME #ILLUMINATI #YOUAREBEAUTIFUL https://t.co/PqtRWUFKhm

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Controversy Corner: I think it's GROSS to put sugar in your tea. Try putting it in mine & see what happens. This has been Controversy Corner

[Ellis Robinson @EllisRobinson4]

@NickDixxon I'll be too tired to clean after anything else, and if the kitchen isn't clean when my husband is home from work he'll beat me.

[Nick Dixon @NickDixon]

@EllisRobinson4 Make sure you get the order right. If you start with cleaning the kitchen you're too tired to do anything else

[Ellis Robinson @EllisRobinson4]

@NickDixxon failed, so just been to pick up some toilet roll, tissues and kitchen roll.

[Ellis Robinson @EllisRobinson4]

@NickDixxon I didn't, I've just spent the past 2 hours trying to add you on tinder

[Ellis Robinson @EllisRobinson4]

@TomStadeComic you made my cheeks hurt so much, but not in the old people fucking young people sense. Thank u for a fab evening of comedy! 😊

[Funny Or Die @funnyordie]

If you rearrange "George Alexander Louis" you get "Relaxed Gorgeous Alien." Coincidence? Or just time to quit smoking pot forever?

[🐇✨️ @MrPooni]

#NeverForget Michael Cera looks like Hitler's Mom.

[Ellis Robinson @EllisRobinson4]

@David_Cameron PSSSST! I've got a good idea. PM me (private message not prime minister)

[Ellis Robinson @EllisRobinson4]

My dad texting for my mum...
#sothatswhereigetmyghettospeakfrom

[Shari VanderWerf @Shariv67]

Who wore it better?

[Ellis Robinson @EllisRobinson4]

@YeomansJoe92 @SUFC_tweets just melted