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Finance| Tax| Numbers Whiz

[Finance Historian @BoardLotSultan]

How to kill competition in the sausages Industry:

In 2010 QMP launched a sausages brand in the retail market.

-Sales grew rapidly. The price was better and market leader farmers Choice & Alpha Foods. Quality was said to be 'same'. restaurants prefered this because of better pricing.

-Boom. Panic in Kahawa West! Sales dashboards which are discussed at 630am tasting panel attended by the MD were all red.
A counter attack was launched.

-QMP got calls from nearly all Tuskys & Nakumatt branches. "Come and pick your damages. Damages were more than 60% of qty supplied"

-Unknown to all, 100s of merchandisers had been dispatched to branches to puncture QMP sausage packets with needles. QMP halted the project!

*And thats how one of the fiercest retail battles was won. Not with quality or pricing ro better strategy. Hard cold skullduggery

Retail is Ruthless🙄🙄

[Sajid abu Sajid @AlhajiKe]

Official communication imepigwa picha kwa meza kama Assignment pale second year Kibabii University.
Akpm🌿

[Jim Strabo @JimStrabo]

Elon Musk flips a vehicle upside down and everyone claps and cheers. But when I do it, suddenly I'm "recklessly endangering children" and "unfit to be a school bus driver".

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

Murang'a maize farmers are now selling their maize to Paleah Company, a Thika-based firm that has signed an MOU with Murang'a County Government.

Paleah buys maize Kshs. 3,850 per bag- up from as low as Kshs. 2,000 per bag previously.

A guaranteed market for our farmers,increase earnings.

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

Retweet wasaidike

[Nasambu @FlavNasmbu]

From January, any hospital that wants to treat SHA patients must use HMIS.

The system costs a hospital about Sh48,000 a month just for inpatient. That is Sh576,000 a year.

In addition to SHA not paying, hospitals now have to pay Sh576,000 a year to monitor SHA not paying them.

There are equivalent free systems that can do the same job. Murang’a was using one, https://t.co/Chk7kEqH8R, until it was switched off this week.

So why insist on a system that will cost businesses that are already struggling?

How was the provider selected? Was there a competitive tender? @MOH_Kenya

[Umoja @W_Asherah]

I don't own a house. I'll probably struggle to own a house thanks to the taxes Ruto has placed on my payslip. But for some reason, I owe people houses because I have a payslip. To make matters worse, that deduction on my payslip doesn't give me access to the houses?

[Kawira @Kawy_Pam]

Apparently,Murang'a Healthcare system didn't cost taxpayers anything and it's working while SHA which cost us 104B isn't working!

Is there any excuse as to why we shouldn't hang these frauds at Uhuru Park?

[June 25th @Jasiri_WVR]

Governors just need to put their foot down and decide if health is devolved or not.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Hmu cuz, I can get a team to get you new system running by December 12th

[Shiko Tyras @Shiko_tyras]

Shutting down a whole county’s healthcare system is insane!!

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

All https://t.co/56pa3Go8tm domains are registered under Treasury nameservers.

[Irungu Kang'ata @HonKangata]

Gosh,this is shocking.

Totally untrue.

How does it have a https://t.co/56pa3Go8tm domain name?

Department of Defence ; Tharaka Nithi and Kitengela Govt hospitals - all have it.

[My Little Love. 💝 @Kirigwi_]

Wait until Kenyans learn that the FREE system Muranga County uses, is actually borrowed from the Ministry of Health and that means it can be used for free the whole country. But WSR & Aden can't use it. They want the one where there commission fees. Wako mboka

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

Kasongo fears seeing any County project succeeding while his national projects fail...

He has shut down Murang'a Governor Kang'atas Afya Ke which was free of charge and forced them to join Taifa Care(SHA) and be paying H.E. Dr. Irungu Kang’ata today issued a public statement on the shutdown, noting that the decision was contrary to an earlier agreement on integrating https://t.co/50nvcgDtGM with the national health system.

Also present were Deputy Governor H.E. Stephen Munania, CECM for Health Dr. Fredrick Mbugua, and Chief Officer for Health Eliud Maina.

[Mr White @DrWhiteW]

If you stay quiet, EPRA will keep hiking electricity every single month until a unit costs 200/=.

And most of you will still buy tokens without saying a word.

Your silence is their green light.

Make some noise.

#KenyaPower #EPRA

[Solange Mbunde @ianmbunde]

Every single month, EPRA has been increasing the price of electricity and this is just the last 6 months

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

Kama uko big tech na unalipwa 500 net or whatever, try saving at least 50% of your salary. I’m sure you can live on 200-250 comfortably.

When the rains start beating, you will have some dividends

[Afrovestor @BullrunIO]

If you are an MSFT employee affected by the ADC Nairobi layoffs. Here is some advice .

That house , that lifestyle? Downgrade immediately. Cut expenses 80% immediately .

The job market is more tight than at any other time in the last decade

[Scholarship for PhD @ScholarshipfPhd]

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