Elon Pupsk

Founder, Doge Capital Management. CFA Level 69,420. Chairman of the FUDeral Reserve. SPAC daddy. (Parody)

[Elon Pupsk @ElonPupsk]

New market sentiment cycle, who dis?

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@dcfdude You don’t get it bro

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babe wake up Trevor Milton started posting again

[@jason @Jason]

He’s back!

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So what is the max IQ requirement for membership? $MSTR $MSTU $MSTX https://t.co/6hATtbqupy

[Elon Pupsk @ElonPupsk]

This is my quant

[Endless Capit🅰️l @endless_frank]

It is so shady that so many stocks this morning opened higher and got so crushed. Like who decided on December 9th that they had to sell so many things at once in an up-trending market before Santa comes to town?

Beyond shady how fierce the moves were in so many names. Why?

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Imagine being under the age of 84 and constructing your entire identity around dividend yields

[Dividend Hero @HeroDividend]

It’s a Saturday night and all I can think about are my dividend stocks

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@0xgaut Just do one line of cocaine then

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@short_cap This is a joke right?

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@JoshMandell6 Stop it Josh.

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@Jason Here’s a graphic to help illustrate it

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@camcrews Mike Alfred is the Keith Rabois of the crypto world

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@KILLTOPARTY

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@parkerpbutler @KamalaHQ @laurenavakapp @ArlieShugaar @shen_mengx48522 @jameslineky @niralogy @OliverAdler4

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@endless_frank Is it really an honest question Frank? Many stocks trade more volume than the outstanding float on certain days. Surely you understand this?

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Everything reminds me of her

[Chef Andrew Gruel @ChefGruel]

Everyone is refreshing X for news. Is anyone checking media websites? Here’s a sandwich.

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@quantian1 Makes sense now that his spac couldn’t get off the ground

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@Jake__Wujastyk @Lordbusch1 Glad to hear you are paying for those trading losses somehow

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@ArmandDoma Bad take. She needs him more than he needs her.

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@max_davish @rabois Nah not homophobic, we are fine with Keith putting his peepee wherever he wants (more power to him). We just don’t like incinerating shareholder capital and then acting like an arrogant cunt.

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@DavidSacks talking about nuclear energy cc: @jason @friedberg @chamath @theallinpod

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@philblackman_ Make it zero ounces and then you’ve got the perfect amount or Coors Light