Elton East

They got the guns, but we got the numbers.

[Elton East @EltonEast]

@dieworkwear Jordan Peterson looks like he was dressed by a robot invented by Inspector Gadget

[Elton East @EltonEast]

@DJRTistic “They're just doing hip hop for people who are afraid of black people. I like the new Kendrick Lamar record, so I'll just listen to that."

-Steve Earle (country legend/Waylon from The Wire) on the current state of Nashville pop country .

[Elton East @EltonEast]

All of the Spirit of Halloween stores that go in old BB&B storefronts should be called “Bed Bath & Beyond the Grave”

[Elton East @EltonEast]

@celebrityhottub I missed the first part and read this as general life advice. Started nodding along and then I noticed it wasn’t a stand-alone statement. Embarrassing.

[Elton East @EltonEast]

@crawf34 Fielders’ movement at contact is awful though

[Elton East @EltonEast]

@erc_io Is that a rope swing on the top? Man tried to swing into the slide and knocked himself out and woke up on the ground

[Elton East @EltonEast]

@MatthewBowdish 🤡

[Elton East @EltonEast]

@MorganFailchild Not to make this too political, but it’s crazy how constitutional originalists think a bunch of dopes who never ate a cheeseburger and didn’t manage to think them up managed to think up all the best ways to govern a society

[Elton East @EltonEast]

@dieworkwear Where does one find a good Chelsea boot in children’s sizes?

[Elton East @EltonEast]

It was very easy to drag him there because he is very very small.

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

My producers dragged me to see ‘Barbie’ and it was one of the most woke movies I have ever seen. My full review of this flaming garbage heap of a film will be out on my YouTube channel tomorrow at 10am ET.

[Elton East @EltonEast]

@Eve6 the DJ just told us he got his nipples pierced at an @Eve6 concert
Then he went off to the bathroom with my sponsor
We were leaving for Denver in the morning
His sister laughed and said I can’t wait
Then she vanished without warning
She was just supposed to get a box of bandaids

[Elton East @EltonEast]

@frazierapproves Does the Air Max 270 count? Not sure it has “taken off” but I see a lot of them out in the wild. I like the Pre Day but they definitely haven’t taken off really

[Elton East @EltonEast]

@Kil889 Eastbay closed down in January so either the video is old or the banner on the wall is.

[Elton East @EltonEast]

@wapplehouse Gonna AC Slater the wooden chair I keep at the edge of a lake so I seem young and hip.

[Elton East @EltonEast]

@homunculusdick *Camron OReilly react*

[Elton East @EltonEast]

@_Zeets My theory is that the Morris twins are actually triplets and the third brother has been secretly doing this for both of them their whole careers

[Elton East @EltonEast]

@frazierapproves And wearing a dress belt with jeans, as @dieworkwear pointed out. Completely disqualifying

[Elton East @EltonEast]

@Kil889 https://t.co/aoQZOTW7sw

But you ever really think about the long run?

[Elton East @EltonEast]

I just thought about getting some people together to have a tailgate party before the battle for Moscow and honestly this is the most American I’ve ever felt.

[Elton East @EltonEast]

While we’re at it let’s get the long overdue disaster declaration for this guy’s hairline

[Roger D. Hudson @RogerHudsonCO]

Have been talking with @GovofCO office all morning…

Even though it’s late, I am told the governor will issue a disaster declaration for #DougCo within the next +/- hour. TY @AlecGarnett — Lots of cleanup ahead for all. #CoWx