Emily Johann Chane

Pretty much the greatest person you'll ever meet.

she/her/mom/y'all/fam

[Emily Johann Chane @EmJoChane]

I miss when the void was nothing. These days it's everything.

[Emily Johann Chane @EmJoChane]

@morganblender You don't put one on your keys like your main keys? I have so many misc keys on my keys so when I go to the bathroom everyone can choose their own adventure

[Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks]

god bless a man who believes in bigfoot more than you believe in anything but also isn't a right wing crank

[Emily Johann Chane @EmJoChane]

@genderqueerwolf

[paddle @ipaddlearound]

david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.

[Emily Johann Chane @EmJoChane]

@maliktheoracle Boyfriends in law

[Emily Johann Chane @EmJoChane]

Might delete twitter since the bad man doesn't understand human decency and start a substack to put the bad dumb glorious thoughts yall seem to "enjoy" I will not promote it if you can't find me when I'm gone that is a you problem best wishes xoxo

[Emily Johann Chane @EmJoChane]

@theJoeChaney I've said it before I'll say it again
BILLIONAIRES AREN'T PEOPLE

[Emily Johann Chane @EmJoChane]

Scrotum? I hardly know him

[Emily Johann Chane @EmJoChane]

learning everything i can about winches (one wiki article) just so i can write a poem called "winchcraft"

[Emily Johann Chane @EmJoChane]

to cross the bridge to community
we must pay the toll of talking to our neighbors

[Gillian Anderson @GillianA]

Always thrilled to be of service. 😉 🏳️‍🌈

[Emily Johann Chane @EmJoChane]

The two genders are knits and wovens.

I don't make the rules.

God comes to me in dreams and gives them to me in games of scrabble.

[Emily Johann Chane @EmJoChane]

How can I tell if this biblically accurate angel just winked at me or not

[Emily Johann Chane @EmJoChane]

Look likea bong

[Emily Johann Chane @EmJoChane]

@theJoeChaney @dtn_plebnation "Magic is a game of action and reaction" bro you would do numbers on witchy Tumblr or tt or whatever discord server the kids use to interface these days 🔮

[Emily Johann Chane @EmJoChane]

Did anyone tell the billi0naires that nepo bbs will #also inherit a scorched earth

[Emily Johann Chane @EmJoChane]

Eat ass or starve #thetwogenders

[Emily Johann Chane @EmJoChane]

@morganblender Come to NOLA for your bday you're only 21 once