Emily Loewus

actor. sommelier. BLM. here for the jokes mostly.

[Emily Loewus @EmLoewus]

I don't need snap chat filters to make my face look weird, it's pretty good at doing that on its own.

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

You’re the governor of a state where millions don’t have power, where people are literally dying of exposure, and you go on Fox news to talk about... the Green New Deal? You are the governor. Your party has run Texas for 20 years. Accept responsibility & help us get out of this.

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[Emily Loewus @EmLoewus]

@jfischell Now drink a glass of something red and cozy and comforting

[Emily Loewus @EmLoewus]

@jfischell But you’re doing amazing work and I am proud of you!!!

[Emily Loewus @EmLoewus]

If there’s ever been a show I’ve been a super fan of.... I’m not crying. I’m not crying.

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

BIDEN 2020: HE WON'T TRY TO KILL YOU

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Just to recap: a billionaire is getting free publicly-funded health care so he can stay on the job and sue to block low-income people from getting publicly-funded health care paid for by billionaires.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

I’m sorry, did I just hear on CNN that Mike Pence plans to hold an IN-PERSON RALLY on Thursday???

Seriously, fuck these people.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

October 1, 2016: The New York Times gives Hillary Clinton a 75% chance of winning the election.

Ignore the polls. Vote.

[Elizabeth Warren @ewarren]

No confirmation before the inauguration.

[COMMON @common]

Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early. Vote. Early.

[Brandon Follick @follickacid]

My landlord: your rent is late
Me: vote💖

[Emily Loewus @EmLoewus]

@KKTunney Well if you’re here I’m happier for it!!!

[Emily Loewus @EmLoewus]

So I guess I’m back on twitter now?

[Emily Loewus @EmLoewus]

@ashuulaayy @psulli27

[Cory Booker @CoryBooker]

I miss Obama, and I miss her husband too. #DemConvention

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

We are in a battle for the soul of this nation. But together, it's a battle we can win.

@JoeBiden—I'm ready to get to work.

[Emily Loewus @EmLoewus]

@Uber_Support [email protected]

[Emily Loewus @EmLoewus]

I left my water bottle in AEA so I guess I’m officially back in New York and still a mess.

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

the only thing i’ve spoken to out loud today is Alexa

i asked her how i would die and she was silent for five minutes before whispering

“slowly”