Em Pea

Zahra Sultana for Prime Minister

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@LandUTheatre I saw this tonight and was so engrossed - I was totally taken in. Genuine jeopardy and a rueful twist at the end. How Jess conjured two psychopaths, two care assistants and an innocent young girl all by herself I'll never know. What a superstar. Brava

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@fesshole You know trying things like this out could be further turned to your advantage - cheap cycling trips around Europe for example (from the archive)

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@MichaelTakeMP None of those people you mentioned know how to move - and just generally don't have know-how.

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@fesshole Maybe you could turn it into a game. Try changing one letter each time and see how the word evolves. I'm not sure where you're starting from but here are some possible next moves! PUNT or WALKER. You're welcome 😊

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@fesshole Alright Goose Bumps!

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@fesshole 🎵Slip, sliding away🎵

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@InternetH0F What a tnuc

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@rhipratchett Yes - she'll never forget it!!

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@klip_ent Leasehold 'ownership'

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@fesshole Madame!!

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@lw678 @fesshole Oooh you're a sharp one

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@PoliticsJOE_UK If this had ever happened to my Dad I would have been distraught

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@bmay Is she asking for a riot?

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@NoContextBrits Numpty

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@mhdksafa Ooh that's cold

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@AvaSantina Her roots are showing

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@fesshole Is your wife called Peg, by any chance?

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@fesshole Was it one bird or a flock of starlings?

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@rasjaffari @MsMelChen 'Merican chocolate is even worse - tastes like puke

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@fesshole I guess it can be an acquired taste - so good luck with it!!